Cheese it & other slang

Here's one my Grandma used to say to us Grandkids after making faces at each other all the time....If you don't stop,one of these days your face will freeze like that !!!!

 

A real growler.

 

sod off, you wanker

don't make me do ya

 

Some more

Finer than frog hair.
kick the bucket
just a drop in the bucket
Jumpin like a fart in a hot skillet
You could worry the hair off a wooden leg.
Happy as a mule eatin briers.


More later. It's time to go back to work.

 

Gonna slap ya into next Tuesday !!! ou:

 

I'll slap you so hard your kids will be born silly.

 

I'll hit you so hard your dog will yelp!!! :laugh:

 

good one that I heard in a movie......As useless as a screen door on a submarine.

:laugh:

 

How about....I'd cut you down but diarrhea don't slice !!! ou:

 

uglier than a mud fence

 

hotter than a fag eating a hotdog

my bosses favorite - dime holdin up a dollar

 

Smooooooookin!

Give it the smoke test !!!(our favorite comment after rewiring something and turning it on for the first time)


Also closly related to "Crispy Kritter" (make sure the power is off, don't wanna be a crispy kritter!) :eek2:

 

last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

 

Lat time I saw legs like that they had a message attached to em'. :laugh:

 

a face so ugly it could crack cement

 

A body so hot you could fry an egg on it !!! :laugh:

 

a face blessed by mother nature, and cursed by father time

 

a head so bald, it could say Brunswick on it

 

more dumbfounded than a dog staring at a ceiling fan

 

so dumb,they think a pig pen is something to write with