Cheese it & other slang

"We're off like a prom dress."

 

we're off like a herd of turtles

 

"It's like a sore dick, you can't beat it."

 

Best invention since sliced bread.

 

Why Turtles Fart ??? :laugh:

 

SYMF=Silly Young Menonite Folk :laugh:

 

LOL That will be my new saying... :TU:

 

thank you Mr Bullock, I can figure it out from there.

how 'bout:
smoked more meat than Oscar Myer

 

hands like Michael Jackson

 

sweatin like a (premiscious woman) in sunday school
sweatin like a blind fag at a weenie roast
hotter'n 2 rats f*ckin in a wool sock
few fries short of a happy meal

know plenty more, all i can think of right now

 

:laugh: That's just funny on so many different levels !!!Here's one from Mr. Foghorn Leghorn:"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a Burlesque Show" !!!! :laugh:

 

sweatin like jimmy swaggart at checkout time

 

Drank so much the other night,someone mistook me for Cristian Slater !!! ou:

 

I keep flushing, yet you still don't go away

 

Now go away or I will be forced to taunt you a second time !!

 

(too obvious but....)

I fart in your general direction

 

Still a classic but for that I will need you to bring me a shrubbery !! :laugh:

 

I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

 

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate ?!

 

as sharp as a dull pencil