Drain the lizard. Hang a rat. Waiting for the other shoe to drop. Dumber than a sack of hammer handles. Verrrrrry Eeeeenteresssssstingkkk (Remember Rowan & Martin)
Not the brightest bulb on the tree. Go, and never darken my towels again. If you moved any slower, you'd be moving backwards.
Double Coyote Ugly. Older than the Hills and Twice as Dusty Good thing I wore my Chest Waders, its getting deep in here!
In reference to a poor person.... They ain't got a pot to pi$$ in or a window to throw it out of.....
Dumber than a gum stump. Ain't got since enough to poor pee out of a boot with the direction on the hell. Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch! And others but we won't go that far. A few bricks shy of a full load. Uglier than a mud fence. Dumber than a box of rocks. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. She is so ugly that she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. A face only a mother could love! I can swing an ax like lightening....can't hit the same place twice. Can't carry a tune in a bucket. Nervous as a whore in church. Horny as a preacher at a double wedding. If I was havin any more fun I would have to hire someone to help me enjoy it. Purdy as a speckeld pup in a little red wagon. Cold as a well diggers butt. Cold as a witchs tit in a brass bra. DUH! HUH! Knee deep. Butt floss. Toe jam. Happy as a hog eatin slop. Cooler than a cucumber. I'm so hungry I'm fartin fresh air! Down here in the south it is all slang. But enough for now! :grin:
Here is one more my Dad used to tell me quite often. Were gonna do the three legged race to the hospital to get my foot out of your butt. I wonder why he told me that so often? Hard headed maybe? Oops that was another one.
