Cheese it & other slang

so big when you take her (or him) to a restarant and the waiter says "need a menu"? you say "no, I need an estimate"

 

Everyones got a right to be ugly, but you're abusing the privelage !!!

 

so ugly you'd be dining alone in a women's prison

 

You're so fat the back of your neck looks like a package of hot dogs !!

 

so big the right side of her (or his) butt had a different zip code

so ugly you should be at the airport sniffing luggage

 

I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet !!!

 

when I look into your eyes, I can see the back of your head

 

When I tried to blow in her ear I could hear the ocean. ou:

 

she "got around" so much. the football team retired HER number.

 

she had more miles on her than the hertz rental car fleet

 

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an un-armed man !!!

 

she delivered more than UPS,and Fed Ex

 

Trickier than....

(Trickier than).... stuffing a snowball up a wildacts ass using a red-hot poker.

(Busier than) .... a one armed wall paper hanger with a case of the crabs.

 

she's been in more beds than bill clinton

 

DILLIGAF ...LOL, a couple of you have to know that one, most of you probably think it often, :beer

 

Drunk,blitzed,bombed,smashed,s&%t faced,snookered,trashed,off the wagon,prayin to the porcelin God,driving the big white bus,hammered...... :beer

 

Calling Ralph on the big white telephone.....

 

Somf

 

SYMF :laugh: Also.....Only an idiot would bring a knife to a gun fight. ou:

 

wtf?????