Cheese it & other slang

Is a frogs ass watertight?!

 

does a bear sh-- in the woods

 

Is a bear Catholic?Does the Pope poop in the woods? :laugh: ou:

 

a few I remember growing up

Drier than a popcorn fart
Sh$t or get off the pot--dad always used that when driving
not the brightest star in the sky
the body of a god (goddess) with a face to protect it.
I'm not as dumb as you look. :laugh:

 

I remember the ones my folks used to say when driving.Shut up or I'll stop this car right now.Never said what they would dr,don't make me come back there!!! How would you do that while you were driving? o No: :laugh:

 

I give her face a two, and her a$$ a nine

 

a body that could melt a cheese sandwich

a voice so husky it could have pulled a dog sled

 

Said when a chick yawns:

"she didn't get that round mouth eating square meals."

-- Steve

 

Man, that dude's like school on Saturday.....no class!

 

One of my Dad's.

That bolt was "Railroad tight!"

 

that would gag a maggot

 

Is that whipped cream on your lips or are you back in business? :laugh:

 

He looks like he got hit with the ugly stick. :laugh:

 

You can't polish a turd !!! ou:

 

a pig in a silk suit is till a pig (my grandfather's favorite)

you can't fix stupid

 

You can RUN, but you'll just die TIRED!!! :blast:

 

have not done *that* since I was nee high to a grass hopper

look at that turd pincher (I know that's bad)

 

it's not fun when the bunny gots the gun

 

nothing's a problem, until the coroner arrives

 

Your Mother wears combat boots.