Cheese it & other slang

for the english lit majors:

"you speak an infinite deal of nothing"

 

Is that your face or did your neck throw up ?

 

don't bulls*** a bullsh***er

 

and "she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch".

 

You're so ugly...

...Your mama used to put your face in cookie dough and make 'gorilla cookies'.
...they had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you.
...you have to sneek up on a glass of water.
...you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


A few others while I am up late for no damn reason:

What's wrong? I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

Who could forget this one from high school. I had a t-shirt with it written on it.

LAGNAF

And another classic:

DILLIGAF

Some from Grandpa:

About as useful as hen $hit on a pump handle.
You can't purify the well by painting the pump.
Great gobs of goose $hit.

And one of his favorites:

Horse $hit in the pepper patch.
:laugh:

 

And thats' why the hog ate the cabbage.

Piss like a racehorse

 

I've got to see a man about a horse.

 

crooked as a dog's hind leg :laugh:

 

Ohhhhh man!! ha ha

Got so big when he hauls a$$ he has to take TWO LOADS!!! :moonu: ou:

So skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet!

Fine as frog hair, and not near as curly (I still actually do not know what this one means! ha ha)

"A dollar two ninty eight" (what our shop manager always says when we ask him what a part cost us o No: )

I'd like to help you out.......which way did you come in!!!! :spank:

He is just like a road apple (horse turd) ALWAYS in the road! :spank:

(blocking view of TV) You aren't a window, but you sure are a pain!!! :spank:


I still am laughing about Dana and Beth's "goin to waterworld to launch a sea pickle" that one slaughtered me :laugh: :laugh:

 

greener than a bullfrog's nipple

 

a few bricks shy of a load

running a quart low

elevator doesn't go all the way up

 

Oh no Fritz...
That was ALL Dana, I had nothing to do with that... yuck

Beth

P.S. Few sandwiches short of a picnic ( one of my Dad's favorites)

 

few pickles shy of a barrel

porch lite is out

bats in the belfry

 

blank as a fart

 

seen better heads on a glass of water

 

shallow as a toilet bowl

 

I always thought that referred to Flint, as in the movie "In Like Flint", I think James Coburn was Flint, sort of a spoof of James Bond.

Never expected it to refer to Errol Flynn.

 

hotter than a popcorn fart

 

Stiffer than a preachers pr**k at a wedding.

As dumb as a fence post.

Sharp as a rock.

Swims like a rock.

Make like the birds, and flock off. :grin:

Off like a bride's undies. :Brow:

Quick like a bunny.

Slower than molasses in January. (around here, that's slow)

Exit, stage left. (apologies to Snagglepuss)

Filch, as in swipe, snarf, etc.

So ugly that it looks like the north end of a south bound mule.

So hungry I could eat the hind end of a skunk.

Coyote ugly......you all know what that is.......right?? :laugh:

 

if this van's a rockin,don't come a knockin

bet you'd drive better with that phone up your @$$

hey idiot, you're driving a car not a PHONE BOOTH