Hey, while I have your ear, and I will say it in front of the entire world, you run an awesome show for the stock appearing class! You and your buddies that run it make everybody feel welcome and we have a fun awesome time. Thank you Patrick and the rest of the crew!
Thanks! Starc and Jim did more than I did. A lot of credit goes to Jim for starting it and guiding and conseling, Starc for doing more than half the work. And the racers make the class. It’s freaking fun! I am proud of the T shirt logo though! Patrick
Oh no! The onslaught of migration from the north is unstoppable. Remember, you are not alone. Perhaps you could start a support group in your area? Happy New Year
Yes!! my favorite thread is about to start up again lol. Sorry that it's at your expense John but the penguin stories are what get me through our cold nasty winter up here. Cheers Buick brother!
Do you know John, about 10 years ago or maybe more, they used to sleep in our pop-up camper in the backyard. I think they only stayed for a couple weeks then. I’m guessing our biggest mistake was inviting them in the house. Oy vey! One trip when they came down I had gotten two geese from some kid in school. These geese were crazy. Every time the female penguin would try to sit and sun herself in the backyard the geese would attack her. I loved it! So now I definitely know geese do not like penguins. Where can I buy some more geese?
Good morning Buick family, It's Sunday morning and I finally have a little time to list this years characters... Dick, the elder penguin. His real name is Richard, but he goes by Dick. I call him Richard in the morning because I can't quite bring myself to say, "Morning Dick." I thought I liked him and really didn't consider him part of the "mess" until I re-read page 27. Yes, he is definitely a mess maker! Jane, AKA the flat ass screech owl. Dang I hate her! I used to like her years ago. Now a days I cringe when I hear her voice. I can't think of one positive thing to say about her. She is flat out a walking, talking mess!!! The driver for this year's trip will be their oldest son, instead of their youngest son, the hyena. I don't really like the hyena. He's been divorced 3 times, mostly because he's the biggest bullshitter in world! Now at 50 something all he does is try to pick up younger women to screw. At my house all he does is leave beer bottle caps EVERYWHERE!!!!!! My son will take him to the local strip club and he will spend ALL the money in his wallet. What an idiot! As previously said, this years driver will be the oldest son. I used to like Jeff a lot. Now I just like him a little. He was married for 25, or more years. He had what I thought was an awesome family of 2 sons and a daughter. One day his wife just up and left him. I used to be friends with both of them. After she left Jeff I really found out what a b*tch she was. Do you know after living in a beautiful house for many years, their house had zero equity? My wife told me every time their house built up a little equity she would refinance and spend the equity. What a stupid b*tch. Anyway, now Jeff is just a shell of a man. I know he's deeply depressed since his wife left him. Now he drinks, and drinks, and drinks. I drink, and all my friends drink, but nobody likes a slurring drunk. I don't know what kind of a mess he will make for a week. Only time will tell. His son, Retard Joe, has previously been named on this thread. He's really not retarded. He has VERY mild autism, and his mom sheltered him his whole life. I like Joe, but he leaves a mess everywhere. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he just gets up from eating and leaves his plate, glass, silverware, and napkin sitting on the table. If we eat outside at the picnic table his napkin and paper plate usually just blows in the yard from the wind. His drink be it a plastic cup or beer can will roll around on top of the picnic table until it rolls off the table. Good grief. I can only assume his mother cleaned up everything for him. Oh well... You now know the list of characters
John, I flippin' got it. Cut 'em off at the pass! Get a bunch of Buick guys that snowbird anyway in your place. If I was retired I would not only volunteer but pony up money, beer, and groceries. I would even clean up after myself! Very mild Autism and Fibro Mialga can be the way to worm out of _______________.
John, I'm coming to your rescue. I should be there Thursday AM. I'll be sure to pick up some Natty Light!!!!!. You can come to the house and drown your sorrows.
Here is a picture of an emperor female penguin that lives with us for 18 months now with her Male counterpart
