HELP!!! My penguins are driving me crazy...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Waterboy, Jan 17, 2016.

  1. 2manybuicks

    2manybuicks Founders Club Member

    Your grandkids next time they visit...:D

     
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  2. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Steve... One of my favorite movies!!!
     
  3. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    I would have sent a PM but I have the stupids this morning and couldn't figure out how to do it - even though I have sent them before. Perhaps someone can enlighten me.
     
  4. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    Click on John's avatar, then select "start a conversation". I guess you can take it from there.:)
     
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  5. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    It’s a rainy day down here in South Florida so I figured I would clean the house. I could’ve waited till my wife got home and told her to clean up her parents mess, but by then the house would’ve been filled with cockroaches, palmetto bugs, water bugs, or whatever you wish to call them. They are definitely nasty!
     
  6. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    So I took all the throw rugs throughout the house out to the porch. It’s raining right now so I can’t take them outside to shake them. I started vacuuming in the dining room and in front of the couch where the penguins like to sit. There are definitely crumbs were the female penguin always sits.
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  7. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Yes, I did empty the vacuum canister before I began. Looks like I got a lot of old people dead skin cells and a good amount of crumbs. Also old women hair. Yuck! 814D7982-B177-4C04-9DA1-3C6EFEFEF7B3.jpeg 6DFD7236-CD94-40DA-8BD3-AB8A10301275.jpeg
     
  8. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    I vacuumed in the common bathroom. Remember way back when they first got here? Slow dick used the bathroom in the middle of the night and crapped all over the toilet seat and down the side of the toilet. I heard Jane cleaned up the mess. I couldn’t see for myself because I refused to go back in that bathroom until after they had left. Well I went in there today to vacuum. I was not very happy. The floor in front of the toilet is stained with PP, and Jane the female penguin did not do a very good job cleaning the crap off of the side of the toilet and at its bottom base. Disgusting! I guess I need to find some rubber gloves before I tackle that job. Yes I took pictures but I’m not going to show them. Pure gross!!!
     
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  9. FLGS400

    FLGS400 Gold Level Contributor

    Ew....
     
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  10. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    I know Rich. Definitely Ew! Alex used that bathroom yesterday morning. When he came out I asked him if it was clean in there. He said, I guess so because it smells like bleach. I told him I liked the smell of bleach. Maybe they bought one of those fancy little smelly things that you hang in the bathroom that smells like bleach. They sure didn’t use bleach on the floor, or the side of the toilet!
     
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  11. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    John , If you had a dog there'd be that much stuff on the floor everyday. Dont know how that animal is not bald.
     
  12. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    I have two, and the above is definitely true. I do at least a light vacuuming every day. It's still like shoveling sand against the tide.
     
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  13. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    I bought a robo vac and it fills the bin every week
     

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