:ball: :ball: You had your chance, but noooooooooooooooo........Florida was more impotent o No: ..............er, important. :idea2: Anyway, today I think Truzi may be Amelia Earhart reincarnated, but channeling Howard Hughes.
Today's secret word of the day: ANDROGYNOUS You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word right? SCREAM! That's right! For the rest of the day, whenever anybody says the secret word, scream real loud. :laugh: :laugh:
Annie, you know how teases should be treated don't you? they should be spanked, well and regularly. :spank: of course, with a flamethrower and machine gun you're likely to be a little bit of a handfull. this job will require a real he-man. maybe we can get a good ol yooper boy to head south and help you out? or maybe Truzi'd be willing to go a little ways north. :idea2: anyways, i don't need to say 'ANDROGYNOUS' to make you scream...:moonu:
they should be spanked, well and regularly. :spank: If I had a nickel for every time a spanking has been offered to me..........I could buy a cup of coffee to keep me awake while waiting for all the false bravado....:boring: maybe we can get a good ol yooper boy to head south and help you out? NO yoopers. Geez. Perogies and pickled eggs? :rant: anyways, i don't need to say 'ANDROGYNOUS' to make you scream...:moonu: True. Lots of other ways to invoke screaming here: abuse my mechanical equipment, lose my tools, leave gates & barn doors open, drop haystrings on the ground, tear down my fence, trespass on my property......... And - today's theory is Truzi is actually "Mikey" from the Life cereal commercial.
If memory serves, ol Mikey had a deadly mishap with some Pop Rocks and Coke so I'm going to have call that theory BUSTED...lol here's two more pieces of circumstantial evidence. 1. A troll of some sort appears in the Truzi avatar. I theorize the percentage of males that would add this image would have to be low. 2. The name Truzi itself. More often than not a name ending in an "i" is feminine whereas a "y" would be masculine. Truzy? While researching the laryngeal prominence, I learned that, "quite a few women" have this. That makes this evidence circumstantial as well. I have to admit, there is quite a bit of evidence that points toward female as well.
URBAN LEGEND - Actor John Gilchrist Due to an epiphany I experienced last night, I am amending my theory. Truzi is actually the incarnation of Alanis Morrissette's character in "Dogma". :TU:
Truzi is actually the incarnation of Alanis Morrissette's character in "Dogma". Truzi is 'God'? no, i think i'll stick with the transgendered theory, thank you very much. If I had a nickel for every time a spanking has been offered to me..........I could buy a cup of coffee to keep me awake while waiting for all the false bravado... oh, i'm sorry. i didn't realize that you REALLY did want one. this subject is obviously too near and dear to your heart, i'll stop ribbing you about it. :spank: True. Lots of other ways to invoke screaming here: abuse my mechanical equipment, lose my tools, leave gates & barn doors open, drop haystrings on the ground, tear down my fence, trespass on my property......... nah, i'll use a feather. and if that doesn't work? i'll use the whole chicken. :Brow:
Truzi is 'God'? no, i think i'll stick with the transgendered theory, thank you very much. Not Truzi = 'God', was just picturing the character's 'look'. oh, i'm sorry. i didn't realize that you REALLY did want one. this subject is obviously too near and dear to your heart, i'll stop ribbing you about it. :spank: Isn't it dangerous to backpaddle that quickly? I hope you have a rear view mirror. Scary when your bluff gets called, huh?? nah, i'll use a feather. and if that doesn't work? i'll use the whole chicken. :Brow: Hey Bob - GUESS WHAT??
Isn't it dangerous to backpaddle that quickly? I hope you have a rear view mirror. Scary when your bluff gets called, huh?? not scary, it's just inevitably going to be a disappointment for you as i'm too far away to do anything about this. had i previously been aware that you were so sensitive in 'that area' i'd have been less forward. (yeah, right) i like the pun, very nice. :beers2: Hey Bob - GUESS WHAT?? you've already got a battery powered chicken? maybe i could trade you my inflatable sheep some time? :moonu:
I can't wait to discover where it ends up. with a battery powered sheep and an inflatable chicken on Moonbase Alpha? :bla: yes, Annie and i usually do a good job of derailing threads.
CHICKEN BUTT!!!!!!!!!! wow. i totally don't get it. or is it supposed to be 1st grade humor (guess what, chicken butt, neener neener)? i thought we were so much more mature than that. ou::spank::laugh: for a little alliteration, i think Truzi is dreaming of the electric sheep...:bglasses:
wow. i totally don't get it. or is it supposed to be 1st grade humor (guess what, chicken butt, neener neener)? i thought we were so much more mature than that. There you go again, Bob - lumping a group of people together and making assumptions. You go ahead and be as high and mighty as you'd like. I'm having more fun as a 1st grader. Sorry you're not getting any...er, I mean, uh, getting "IT". o No:
Oh, and Bob - "House" ROCKS!! Glass!! is this a new version of Rock/Paper/Scissors? Sorry you're not getting any...er, I mean, uh, getting "IT". sigh, now you're playing hard to git. ya never learn do ya? my right arm is strong, healthy and well developed. (got a slightly dimorphic body type goin on there) it's why i don't need a paddle. :spank: still waiting for somebody to twig to my movie reference. i'll know somebody's got it when Annie starts screaming. uzzled:
my right arm is strong, healthy and well developed. (got a slightly dimorphic body type goin on there) Gee.....I wonder how it got like that?????? still waiting for somebody to twig to my movie reference. i'll know somebody's got it when Annie starts screaming. Well, you completely missed my PeeWee's Playhouse reference. Seems no one's "on the stick" lately. o No:
Gee.....I wonder how it got like that?????? paddling teasing wenches is great exercise. :bglasses: and yeah, you've got good taste in TV. except for that whole PeeWee thing. now there's a man(?) with a well developed right arm. ou:
