Truzi, you've gotta (heh) stop the madness!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by bob k. mando, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. ozhearse

    ozhearse Mick

    Note to self:
    Do NOT post a pic of self in internet.
     
  2. Madcat455

    Madcat455 Need..more... AMMO!!!


    That's freaking hilarious...LOL. When I clicked on this post, I thought from the thread title that this was pertaining to "It's" unsolved gender.:pp :pp

    I'd forgotten all about this as well...lol.
     
  3. rex362

    rex362 paint clear and drive

    this is an old thread...:Dou:

    but I did find out that one of the youths in the first pic is a nephew of a buddy of mine ......and yes ..they are embarrasing
     
  4. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    but I did find out that one of the youths in the first pic is a nephew of a buddy of mine

    link him to this thread! let him know how much joy he's bringing to the world at large! :Comp:


    in other news, i have these guys on speed dial:
    http://www.muttonbone.com/

    what? didn't you know i'm part Scots?
     
  5. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    Bob, what was this thread all about anyway?

    mostly it's just an excuse for a gag thread. the Truzi angle comes in because SheIt ( i just like the way that sounds when you say it fast :pp ) has admitted/claimed to be Italian.

    as the punks in question tend to wear fake Italian clothing and pose about as if they were hard core gangsta's i figured Truzi could put in a call to the Mafia and get this taken care of for us. :cool:
     
  6. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    :laugh: A gag thread that is frightening.


    So, what appears to suggest a male gender?
     
  7. 70aqua_custom

    70aqua_custom Well-Known Member

    ok Bob, I understand now :TU: Now, onto what I found...

    The first pic is the famous truzi glow head. After enlarging the photo in the lab, I swear I see an adams apple. The second view is a negative of the first and brings out more features. The third pic is Truzi's room. Now I don't claim to be an expert on women or decorating but that looks like a dude's room to me. Obviously, anything is possible but I say the person that decorated that room is male or has male tendencies. Does it seem so far fetched that a dude calls himself Truzi, has long hair, plays guitar and listen to Ozzy in that room? Male or female, I like Truzi's taste in music and cars.
     

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  8. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    Interesting observations, good argument. Good deduction. However, it is still all circumstantial, lol.

    I did a lot more to that picture than negative, solarize, and glow. The postive looks like I have 2 adam's apples; ewe.

    Truzi is a shortened form of my surname. I have a common first name, and a friend started calling me "Truzi" for short b/c she was tired of 3 other people responding every time she called my name (a common problem through my life). It stuck.

    Many of the people I've dated like Ozzy (and most Metal) and some played guitar... go figure. I suppose if the Dio poster were visible I'd be pegged as female, lol.

    The dorm room's rose, fake fireplace, lack of poster's of women, and the fact that it's clean are dead giveaways that I'm a guy, right? :)
    The Houdini poster is admittedly odd for either gender.

    The KISS poster is cool. I'm a KISS fan, and that creature dressed like Gene Simmons has boots with Gene Simmons heads - I still have that thing tucked away somewhere.

    Off-topic, if I may boast a bit, that picture of the dorm room does not do it justice. What you are looking at is a platform loft. The mattresses were placed on the floor, and the "deck" was the hight of the dressers. You'll notice on the left near the bottom is a brown peice of wood - that is the top of a dresser.

    The fiberglass fireplace had a space-heater and "fire" - wood with a light inside, and plastic formed like coals. When you turned it on, a motorized cylinder would rotate around the light bulb, simulating a glowing fire. If you used your imagination (after a lot of drinking) the little motor sounded like a crackling fire (okay, maybe more than a lot of drinking).

    So, I might be male, but some cues would also suggest female. Do people really want to know?

    Another peice of circumstantial evidence could possibly betray my age - did you catch it?
     
  9. 70aqua_custom

    70aqua_custom Well-Known Member

    Do people really want to know? Yes, someone does.

    the odds are against me on this one but I'm guessing right around 35
     
  10. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    Wild guess, or based on something in the photo?
     
  11. john campbell

    john campbell MASSHOLE

    Skull on the mantle suggests Dude. Whats with the Gangsta Bitch's.:error:
     
  12. 70aqua_custom

    70aqua_custom Well-Known Member

    based on info you provided... how'd I do?
     
  13. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    based on info you provided... how'd I do?

    well now ... that would be telling, wouldn't it? :error:
     
  14. Ragtop 455

    Ragtop 455 Atlanta Driver...

    Reminds me of the band "Loverboy" back in 1982....:Dou:
     
  15. jeff bullock

    jeff bullock Dare to be different !!!

    I don't think it really matters if Truzi is male or female. I quit trying to figure that out a long time ago.It was making my brain ache.As long as Truzi has the good taste to like heavy metal and Buicks,that's all that matters here.:beer Now,fess up Truzi !!!:laugh:
     
  16. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    Just don't turn me into a poll.

    I'll point out, in the picture, there is a milk crate with albums in it, and the top one (can't see it in the picture) is Tim Curry's "Read My Lips." No, I didn't buy it anywhere near the time it was released.

    Still, it's all circumstantial.
     
  17. 65specialconver

    65specialconver kennedy-bell MIA

    ya know,i ALLMOST did poll what gender you were awhile back:pp if you were a chick your location would be moon-beam alpha not moon-base.:pp thats my theory:bglasses:
     
  18. 70aqua_custom

    70aqua_custom Well-Known Member

    A poll??? sounds like fun but if you don't want one I won't be the one to start it.

    there's only a few kinds of incontrovertible gender evidence out there and we won't see any of it here so we have to use what we have. Truzi once posted that he/she changed a starter on a 1970 Buick in the winter, outside in a parking lot. I've seen and heard of women that work on cars but what are the chances of a woman doing that?
     
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  19. 70aqua_custom

    70aqua_custom Well-Known Member

    Is the Tim Curry reference a hint ??? A quick google search revealed this "Originally, Curry rehearsed the character with a German accent and peroxide blonde hair, but the character evolved into the sly, very upper-class English mad scientist and transvestite that carried over to the movie version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and made Curry both a star and a cult figure..."
     
  20. jeff bullock

    jeff bullock Dare to be different !!!

    Not to mention a "Sweet Transvestite from Transexual,Transylvania":eek2:
     

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