New sheriff in town

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Briz, Apr 11, 2016.

  1. alan

    alan High-tech Dinosaur

    There are many people who need to be in that program! :laugh:
     
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  2. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Found a few more pics of Fred on the campaign trail in 2012

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  3. SteeveeDee

    SteeveeDee Orange Acres

    You just can't make this kind of comedy gold up!
     
  4. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    "Elect Fred!", that what he said! :laugh::rolleyes:
     
  5. schlepcar

    schlepcar Gold Level Contributor

    Fred isn't going gentle into that good night ,and I think I"m starting to like him. Does anybody have a news posting of his story on this one? I am not really sure how a sheriff can legalize anything,but he has got some spunk.
     
  6. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    He can't legalize it. But when he catches you with it, he'll make ya "fill it, light it and close the door"!
     
  7. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Ran into Fred today as he was stumping for votes with his wood leg and wife at the O'reilly's customer appreciation day car show. I got a campaign button and this flyer. Have to say I agree with what he has to say, for the most part.


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  8. 66electrafied

    66electrafied Just tossing in my nickel's worth

    And I thought the Rhino Party was bad up here. Wow...I sure am glad I live in Canada, one thing I'll say for politics down there, it sure makes for some serious entertainment. Let's just say that the rest of the world is very scared right now, the types of people that seem to be attracted to politics or are running for office in this election year leave quite a bit to be desired, - like having functioning brains for starters.

    My vote would be with Fred, at least he's honest and he doesn't mince words.
     
  9. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    Fred, if nothing else, makes his opinions clear. I'd vote for him as well.
     
  10. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Fred is back on the scene. After several failed attempts at running for sheriff he's raised his sights to a more lofty office House of representatives for the 10th district. New campaign signs are popping up all over the area. Still got one of his last campaign. KIMG0369[1].JPG KIMG0370[1].JPG buttons for sheriff
     
  11. Donuts & Peelouts

    Donuts & Peelouts Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    Give Fred a bar a soap and tell him to shut up. Tell him I said "if you don't shower, your opinion don't matter"

    Who's putting all this money into this guy? Seems like a distraction game from someone with money.
     
  12. Donuts & Peelouts

    Donuts & Peelouts Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    Briz.. thanks for this laugh man
     
  13. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Pretty sure he hasnt worked a real job in years and is on some sort of disability due to his missing leg. His wife/ GF may have a job. Next time I'm in the area I'll get a picture of his single wide mansion.
     
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  14. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    "Stumping for votes"! Between this and the rest of your posts here, Briz, you have me crackin' up.
     
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  15. Donuts & Peelouts

    Donuts & Peelouts Life's 2 Short. Live like it.

    Stumping 4 votes hahahahahaha
     
  16. GSX 554

    GSX 554 Gold Level Contributor

    Theres a guy running for sheriff in South Jersey. When I saw his picture on a sign I thought ; " WOW , he looks like a child molester lurking around the middle schools in a van with no windows.
     
  17. 66electrafied

    66electrafied Just tossing in my nickel's worth

    I caught the "stumping" pun...love the sign, it appears that Fred still "calls 'em as he sees 'em." At least that's honest. With Fred you can't go wrong; he'd be predictable and transparent as cellophane. Legislature sessions would be entertaining, 'cuz I'd figure someone like Fred would probably not respond too well to all them "ejamacated liar types" and get into fist fights.
    My vote would be with Fred, considering the lack of credibility, vacuousness and the total mockery made of our society these days he couldn't do any worse.
     
  18. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    I was thinking along the same lines in today's non traditional political Trump sort of climate Fred would fit right in. I can picture him 1/2 baked raising hell in the house of representatives.
     
  19. Smokey15

    Smokey15 So old that I use AARP bolts.

    When they call the vote, with Fred there, "Here" would take on a new meaning!
     
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  20. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Ha!
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