I do what I can. I'm making them up as I go along. I've actually said some of those at the track too. ...a little bit of intimidation goes a long way! The first step to winning is letting them know you're going to win. If they think you know it, they will start believing it.
Use these to incite a race; " So, is that car as slow as it sounds?" " Why do you want to race for money? So you can put your doors back on when I blow them off." Actual comment to an individual by my brother. " Hey man, that guy over there said I should race you 'cause your car is slow." That one works best at cruise nights A couple one liners for you; "Second place is first loser" "Lifting is for p*s**es." "Only Fred Flintstone pedals it." Finally just for kicks. My personal favorite line from a song(abeit altered slightly)sang by the famous white rapper Vanilla Ice: "Rollin' in my 5 point oh. All pissed off 'cause my s--t is slow."
ive got the feb 2002 car craft here and there is a 5.0 they built with a timeslip of 10.08! better watch out for those "slow 5.0's"
On the back of a semi: I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you! From Dazed and Confused "I hope you brought your woodsrews, Cause I'm going to blow your doors off!" Told a guy in a ranger that wanted to race the Valiant. " So, are you going to go home and get your car first" Boy he was mad, and even worse after the second time.
My favourite, from a reader in Car Craft "So long as my check book will stand it, and my wife doesn't find out and kill me, I *WILL* keep breaking stuff" This has now become my personal motto. Then there's "Those original hoses are not like George Burns, sure they may look that old but THEY won't go on for ever" and this one has been used for most makes, but... "This is Buick country, on a quiet night you can hear the russle of Mustangs rusting" bumper sticker... "This car may be old and rough, but its in front of you and its paid for" "Drive like hell, get there faster" I saw one good one where a guy had the sign off a site truck on his glove box - "Passengers ride in this vehicle strictly at their own liability" "Loud pipes save lives"
I used to have a large sticker mounted on my nitrous bottle, it said............."THE SURGEON GENERAL SAID NOTHING ABOUT SMOKIN' THE COMPETITION"...........as I loaded the bottle in the trunk, I think this said it all!!!!!!!!! :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: :af: :rant: "TUFBUICK"
Use your imagination on this one, It may be short, but it sure is skinny! Not race related , but funny.
Something I tell my delivery guy at work every time he takes my truck "Drive It Like You Stole It":3gears: D.
Here's a few I've thought of: "You are Neither Fast Nor Furious" - a bumper sticker I had made to put on my Monza. And I thought this one up a few nights ago: "My 455 makes more torque at idle than your Honda makes at peak!" - coming soon to the rear bumper of my GMC. :Brow: Charles
I always thought it would be cool to have a Chevy with a Buick motor with this on the back: "the heartbeat of America- Pacemaker by Buick" Maybe I've seen it somewhere... not sure? Think S-10 with turbo six or big block.
