Need help, Racing Quotes /one-liners

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by TXGS, Feb 24, 2004.

  1. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    Was looking on the net for one liner / quotes for drag racing. or automobilia. If you know of any please let us know.

    Here are two examples

    The Fun Stops When the Flag Drops...

    Why is it that we have thousands of dollars setting in the driveway and all our junk is in the garage?
     
  2. bignastyGS

    bignastyGS Maggot pilot

    I seen a real neat quote on a rear spoiler of a car(don't remember the make anymore)That I eventually want to be painted on my 70 GS rear spoiler.
    "Driver has no cents" Don't know if thats what you were looking for.
    Pat
     
  3. mrgransport

    mrgransport Well-Known Member

    quotes

    My personal favorite...

    "You don't quit racing when you get old, you get old when you quit racing!"
     
  4. mrgransport

    mrgransport Well-Known Member

    Saw this on the back of a car at Quaker City Raceway....

    (printed upside down) If you can read this, call 911.
     
  5. John Eberly

    John Eberly Well-Known Member

    How about this

    Seen on the back of a late '60s Ford Bronco with a big block, set up for drag racing --

    "You're S**t Out of Luck, You've Been beat By a Truck!"
     
  6. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    haha good one guys keep them coming...
     
  7. MBTex

    MBTex Well-Known Member

    :3gears: If Speed Kills You Are Looking at a Dead Man :3gears:
     
  8. 1970gsx

    1970gsx Well-Known Member

    No replacement for displacement.
     
  9. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    Here is another

    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
     
  10. bill lagna

    bill lagna Well-Known Member

    When people ask me where is the nitros kit on my wagon, I say
    "They don't make a nitros kit for a Buick, you don't need it!"
    Shuts them up!
    Bill
     
  11. htrdbuick

    htrdbuick Gold Level Contributor

    On the side of a buddies pontiac "six pack to go"
     
  12. rh455

    rh455 Well-Known Member

    I've got a sticker in my toolbox that says " Big Johnson drag racing, hump 'em for a quarter mile, lick 'em in the end!"
     
  13. buickdav

    buickdav Kris' other half.

    A quote from John Conilogue............

    ''Quit talkin' about how fast it is, and put it on the track''.

    or something along those lines..........
     
  14. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    I spent most of my money on race cars, beer and women....the rest I wasted

    Jason
     
  15. Adam C

    Adam C Enjoy the Ride!

    Seen on the back window of a Camaro at a local cruise night "Bad Cop.... No donut.

    My favourite " It ain't fast, but it sure is ugly"
    Adam.
     
  16. Dana/Beth Andrews

    Dana/Beth Andrews Huc accedit zambonis!

    A$$, Gas or Grass...
    Nobody rides for free

    Beth
     
  17. Dana/Beth Andrews

    Dana/Beth Andrews Huc accedit zambonis!

    You can't make a race horse out of a pig...
    But you can make a pretty fast pig.

    D.
     
  18. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Beth is dating herself! I remember that one on the back of custom vans in the late 70s. :grin:



    Jason
     
  19. yuk

    yuk Well-Known Member

    "the older I get, the faster I was"
     
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2004
  20. yuk

    yuk Well-Known Member

    here is a good slam on somebody.....

    " yea, you told me you when you bought that car, you was gonna pick up a ton of women . I never believed it 'till i saw th 5 of ya cruizin' 'round the other day.":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

Share This Page