Oh Jerry.... You just made be spit out my coffee!!! We all thought the same thing! We got back in the neighborhood and we're going back to Jack's house. Dick asked to be dropped off on the corner and he would walk home. We all came up with all kinds of scenarios. We didn't go back home for hours!!! Our afternoon luncheon had to be better than a large dose of Viagra!!! To bad she's sick and hacking. Maybe he shut her mouth up! So... We get to the "diner." There are 5 of us, and would you believe everyone's name was John, except for Dick. It's hilarious when the girls come up and sit at the table. Sometimes they ask your names. 4 Johns and 1 Dick. Yah, right. So we just sit down and the girl dancing on the closet stage takes her shirt off and throws it at Dick. We all busted out laughing cause he wasn't paying attention and it hit him right in the face! This girl wanted Dick! She kept trying to entice Dick over to the stage. He wouldn't get up. Without Dick knowing, my buddy paid for Dick to get a private dance from one of the girls. You should have seen his face when she literally dragged him from the table. We were laughing our butts off!!! He put up a good struggle to not go, but when he came back he sure was smiling!!! I think Dick had a good time!!!
LUCAS!!! I am sorry I used Ford parts to shove down her throat. It wasn't good enough. I need heavy equipment stuff! I've been stuck in the house for over 3 hours listening to her hacking away. I'm gonna kill her!!!!! But wait, it gets worse. Way worse. Since she's sick they're not going over to the west coast to meet the flock. I don't get any break from them. God is testing me!!!!! Time to run away or do something bad. I'd better take my beer and leave. Déjà vu
I have more to say. This morning I'm watching the news out in the patio. She comes out the door with two grocery bags and asked me what recycle bucket they should go in. I asked her what was inside the bags? She said, "All my snotty tissues." WTF!!!! None of that is recyclable. Throw the damn sh-- in the trash you dumb Beach! I wish I had said that!!!
Thank you John! I am so delirious I tried liking your like. Yes, I ran away for most of the afternoon and evening. I just got home and I guess I'm still a fugitive because I'm on the outside, and they're on the inside. BREAKING NEWS: The Corona Virus has hit Palm Springs, Florida. Jane Holmes, formerly of Cincinnati, OH has contracted the deadly Corona Virus. She was diagnosed as her son in-law was chugging down cases of Natty Light. It is reported that he was mortified at her reported outbreak and started the "Celebration of life" proceedings immediately. You're not going to believe what I say, but it's the truth. Men are "usually", the wimpier species when it comes to colds. Let me tell you, this cold has been around since September. Everyone I know has had it including me. It is a coughing cold. That's it! No fever, no grogginess, no sick feeling. You just can't get that dang hocker out of your lower throat. It's a bad cough. I got a headache from coughing and I don't know what headaches are or hangovers. My wife got it 3 weeks ago. It lasts f o r e v e r!!! She does OK with it. Her mother.......... Yes, it is the Corona Virus! She looks at me with the saddest puppy dog eyes. Like I should rub her head. I look the other way. What a wus!!! EVOLUTION: Oh I am LMAO!!! The male penguin has evolved again. He is now a weasel. Do any of you have a pet weasel? My son's step daughter has one. I'll be over Alex's and this very long, scrawny, rat like thing will start chewing your shoe laces. It likes to linger in the shadows of the house and cruises along the walls. It only looks for easy food targets. The dogs food bowl and whatever the kids dropped off of the dining room table. Well that is now my pet Dick. He's hungry, and very needy, and his slave, I mean wife is sick. She made their usual hot, brown water for him this morning. He made his own cereal. WHAT??? Believe me. If she dies of the Corona Virus, he is just minutes behind her. NO FOOD!!! Lunch time.... I have a GIANT mess going on doing the pulled pork thing for the Buick Get Together next weekend. He keeps walking in the kitchen looking around. Mind you, I don't look up from shredding and cutting meat. Eye contacts is BAD! Dick the weasel, wants someone to service him. My youngest son stopped by and made him eggs and sausages. The skinny, shoulders like a girl, skinny arms, no biceps, weasel got fed! What bullcrap. And you know it. He left crumbs and his plate right on the kitchen counter. I don't like Dick! What BS!!! Wow! I think I'm done. My mom would tell me "finished" is the right word. :
John, you're a good man, taking out your pet Dick while in the presence of a bunch of other Johns. Stay strong my friend, and I look forward to pics of the get together next weekend. Sounds like some other guys on here are going to get some penguin spotting in....... tell your son it should be like at the zoo: don't feed the animals. They lose their natural survival skills that way. Let them starve or figure out how to fend for themselves, it's for their own good, after all. Maybe he will scrounge, adapt to being a bottom feeder, and figure out a way to clean up his crumbs for sustenance. It might be too late, however, if he already figured out he wants to eat cat for his meals after the nice lady sat on his lap......not much nutritional value there though.
Good morning Lucas! Thank you for the encouraging words. My son and I are going boating today. It is a state park called Jonathan Dickinson State Park. Very beautiful, natural Florida area. I'll send some pictures for you up north people. We should see some bald eagles also. A day away from the animals will be very good for my mental health. I did see the weasel this morning. He was looking for a coffee cup. They are all in the dishwasher. He does not know how to open that thing up. LMAO
'Twas Springtime here yesterday EDIT: Oh, and Jerry, you've made me laugh so many times on here over the last few years that I could never count them all. But the "dead weapon" comment will stick with me till the day I die
Dang Lucas, yesterday was a warm one for you all! Your comment on Jerry's comment was dead on. Jerry... that was a good one!!!!!
Last derail comment.... this is Montana, John, so after that 62 degree spring day in February you get to wake up to this the next morning. It does make the really good days that much sweeter. It's also why you put winter snow tires on your racetruck and drive it every day anyway.
Had a great day taking a boat ride yesterday. We had three boats in our Armada. My nephew and a buddy, my sons friend with his wife and little girl. The kids had fun fishing with their rubber fish lewers, the weather was great, and we had some good hamburgers and hotdogs. Never did see any bald eagles which is kind of unusual. We did have a manatee swim right next to our boat! That sucker was gigantic! We got home just before dark, unhooked the boat trailer from the truck, and headed over to Jack's for the Super Bowl party. The park... It was owned by this guy named Trapper Nelson. He was a big old boy for his time. I think 6 foot five and 230 pounds. He was an MP during World War II. He got hurt somehow and was transferred to a secret radar training base in Palm Beach County. After the war he stayed here and started buying up property along the Loxahatchee River. I guess when he died the state somehow acquired the property. Sorry, there are some double pictures. As you can see from the last picture of the kids did not make it to the Super Bowl party.
We got home and the little penguin along with the old penguins were stuffing their faces. I packed up more beer and headed to Jack's as fast as I could! When I got home all of the female birds were still awake. I went in and went to sleep. It was a very good day indeed. Jerry, sorry I did not get the picture of the good looking mom at school today. Worked on my car all day long. I will get up to the school one day this week, I promise.
Dear Lord baby Jesus 7 lbs. 6 oz. Thank you for the most awesome present in the world. I just heard they are leaving for the other coast on Wednesday! That was the best part of today!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning Patrick, I don't understand your "carpool " question? Back to you... I should have asked the interior color question before I painted my kick panels. First I painted them white. It was too bright. I found some other paint that matched up perfectly. Then I find out they need to be black. These are new kick panels with speakers in them. They came black. So yesterday I was painting them black again. Go figure.... One more day and they are gone!!!!!
Oh, just did what I hate to do! I walked in to get another cup of coffee. (My coffee! Their coffee is hot brown water. My coffee makes me poop in 1.5 or less cups! ) There she was pecking at her bagels on the couch with a still folded napkin to catch the crumbs. As she hacked away with her cough I could have sworn I saw crumbs bouncing to the floor!!! At least she still sits on the old couch. The weasel will be up soon. He'll slither into the kitchen, search through all the different cereals, pick one, and fill his bowl with cereal. The best part is, there is no milk! I just used the end of it in my coffee!!! Oh what a great morning! I gotta go poop!!!
Patrick, I'll get you some pics of the car in a little while. I got the car back in 82. Some time in the late 80's a guy ran a red light and smashed up the left front end. I only had liability on my car, and the driver at fault did not realize his insurance company had gone bankrupt. I was screwed, so I covered the car in the backyard for many years. In 1990 I bought the GS 350 for parts to put the convertible back together. But when I got the GS 350 home it was in really good shape. I bought it totally disassembled for $200! I put it all back together and had it painted. Then I put the convertible in the same paint shop. They kept it for over three years. I didn't complain because it gave me a garage to work in. I got the car back home and it sat covered up in the backyard for probably 10 more years. I know, crazy! So now I'm putting it all back together for my sons wedding February 22
