Good afternoon all, as I write this the stereo is playing, it's the end of the world as we know it, in the garage. I just found out the Penguins are going to be arriving this afternoon from the West Coast. I thought I had freedom until Saturday. Now I can't watch porn all morning long, and they're back to being in my way. I wonder how many more weeks and beers this will last. I'm going to get into my trunk and close it on myself.
I also can't P wherever I want outside, and I had to go collect up all my little Popeye pipes! What BS Now I am smoking cigarettes like a dragon and I need to pee! Get me a beer
Patrick, I got my 6 x 9 speakers installed. I also got insurance on my car yesterday. I'm going to hang out with 1 million illegal people this morning so I can get a license tag. The last time my car had a legal tag on it was 1984.
Penguins were back for only a short time before they were annoying me. The male penguin loves to sit in a chair that he constantly puts in the walking path of everyone. Picture included. Before I left the house yesterday evening I took a picture of what they do. Jeopardy sucks!
If you look closely at the second picture you can see my wife, little penguin, just the top of her head, crummy penguin, and in the background male penguin, playing with his cell phone that he has no idea how to use
Its really dark in there . Cockroaches like the dark. If you turn on all the lights they will hide under the furniture and counters.
Steve, I don't know what it's going to sound like. It's got to sound better than the one speaker a.m. radio. I bought the kick panels with the infinity speakers for the front, and I got the Infiniti 300 W speakers for the rear. Alex is also hooking me up with a sub woofer. I figured the worst it will sound is like a new Harley going past you with the radio blasting. I don't have a convertible top in the car at all and just the boot is covering up the speaker area. I'll let you know when I get it going.
"...Woke up this morning with a wineglass in my hand; didnt know where the hell had I been..." Do you feel like I do...
Oh boy, here I go again. Yesterday morning my wife and I had a bad argument. "Why are you so mad at me?" "Cause your mom is killing me with her crumbs!!!" Yesterday sucked! This morning I woke up. The second my eyes opened I thought, "I'm going to say something to the crumb maker." I did my usual. Got coffee, and came outside to watch the news. I couldn't take it any longer. I drank a beer. Then I drank another beer. I know, it's only 7:30, but I needed courage. I went inside to her perch. I sat down and said, "We have to talk." I was visibly shaking. I told her Deb and I were fighting over her behaviors. I told her about our roaches. And they LOVE crumbs. I told her she CANNOT eat on the couches! Use a FULL paper towel instead of a folded napkin. Eat at the table! Don't make crumbs!!! Do you know what she said??? "John, I didn't know it was a problem." "I can eat at the table." Holy sheet! I won!!! After we talked, and she was very compliant, I said, "Stand up." She said, "Do you want to check for crumbs on my seat?" I said, "No, I want to give you a big hug!" Dang, I won!!!
To Jerry... I really wanted to get you a picture of the mom with the "the big brains." I was happy! I went and picked up my Grandson at Pre-K. You're not going to believe this.............................. She was not there, but her mom was. An old lady my age. She said, "I love your convertible." Do you want a picture of her? I think not! My challenge to myself, and to you, I WILL get her picture in front of my car, or the side of it, or the back. Maybe inside it!!!
To Patrick, My car is ready for the wedding, kinda. The door panels are held on by the arm rests. Works good actually. I ordered new door panels and rear panels from Legendary in December. December 31st to be exact. I never expected them to be made, and take 2 months! So I did a lot of rigging! The car looks good, but it has NO convertible top in it. I'm never going to put it on, or in. Next weekend looks GREAT! I hope so!!! So I pick up my Grandson. I warmed up the engine before I picked him up. I do a burnout at the stop sign. This kid, that loves burnouts, tells me, "No burnouts on Valentines Day!" What!!! Then I ask him, "Do you want to do a burnout in front of your house?" At first he said no. As we got closer to his house he said yes! I did a burnout!!! He said, "I have smoke in my eyes!!!" Can't wait to see the wedding pictures when we leave the church!!!!!!! Alex's wife, in her beautiful white dress are gonna smell like tire smoke!!!
A great penguin story! We're at my son's wedding reception. Female bird volunteers to cut the cake into slices for the guests. Why? Cause she loves to talk!!!!!!!! Can't shut her up! Anyhow, she dropped something and went to pick it up. Instead of bending over like a lady she just bent over at the waist and fell face first to the floor!!! Now she has 2 black eyes and a bloody lip. Like McDonald's says, "I'm lovin it!!!"
Good news/bad news... Yesterday I heard they're leaving next Monday. Thank you Dear Lord!!!! But... she also said she's not leaving till her black eyes are better. Dam!!! I'm hoping for a quick recovery!!!
I'm sitting in the S.S. office to finish applying to get MY SS money . Not my "entitlement " as they like to call it. Why are there sooooo many non-Americans in here??? It doesn't look like anybody here paid into the system. Way to young and they don't speak English. No wonder they call it "entitlement."
Sounds like fun John! Our county of 81,000 has a nice new SS building staffed with about 10 people (one is an armed guard!) and on any given day the 10 car space parking lot has 1-2 cars in it. I dont think theres any translators there.
