I've been thinking about this all day today. I'm convinced this is fake/a prank. I am unable to wrap my brain around a sane/sober female thinking this was a good solution to her problem.
Andrew, I guess you dont know how thongs came about? Many many moons ago up here in Canada a loggers wife was trying to put the spark back into their marriage. Since they lived in a small cabin way out in the bush going to town to buy lacy lingerie wasn't an easy task. So one day while the logger was out felling trees the wife decide she was gonna make her own sexy attire. She found her husbands old winter ski mask and trimmed it down so it was very thin and skimpy, stretched out the eye holes and sewed up the mouth hole. She put it on and waited by the fire place for him to return home. When he walked through the door he was astonished at the site of his wife in this new found clothing. She asked hunny, do you like it I call it a thong.
You're just gonna have to wait and see. Like you guys have never rocked a banana hammock! Come on....
Worse yet was the guy from Red Deer who showed up at a bank in what the press referred to as a "Klan hood"... They specified "face covering must be worn"...
