You can't make this stuff up

https://torontosun.com/news/weird/w...from-thong-to-avoid-being-kicked-out-of-store

 

Well, I admire her...moxie...I suppose. I have a number of jokes I'd like to make, but I'm fairly certain they may draw the ire of the mods.

 

It meets the spirit I guess. I thought I saw all the crazy stuff, I've seen Halloween masks, M40 gas masks, a bra, and a CPAP mask with a wine cork in the hose.

 

Depending on the mask I'd try it.

 

I know (have heard!) that women sell worn panties, and men buy them, but I’m waiting for the first man to try passing that hobby off as ‘safety’.

I doubt it would pass the ‘sniff test’.

Ba dum tiss.

I’ll see myself out now.
Patrick

 

It was inventive, I’ll give her that; if I tried that at the local grocers, I’m confident that the responses wouldn’t be as supportive.

 

I'll try this next time I'm at the hardware store and report back to you guys how it went over.

 

Please no granny “masks”

 

I bet that smell kills covid

 

I had to fashion a couple masks early on out of paper towel, rubber bands, tape, etc. Whatever I had in the car. Never went to her extreme though (never thought to either).

 

I wonder how that’d work as an icebreaker with an attractive lady in a skirt or dress?
‘’Scuse me. I forgot my mask, can you you help me out?”
Patrick

 

I agree with the title of the thread, you really can't make this stuff up. I appreciate the perv. point of view on this, but aside from that what she did was nasty. I'd rather just wear a darn mask or just leave.

 

Shawn:

 

Were they a dirty pair?

 

Shawn, you are going to take your thong off and use it as a mask in the hardware store?

my eyes.

 

Is it weird the last person in my office with a thong for a mask was a black dude? From Canada. Must be a thing.