HELP!!! My penguins are driving me crazy...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Waterboy, Jan 17, 2016.

  1. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    We went past Mar-a-Lago, but nobody invited us inside for lunch. So we headed north towards West Palm Beach. On the way we stopped at a beautiful island and had our lunch, and more delicious ice cold beer E40A52A0-F4E4-4242-9C14-835EAB17FA48.jpeg 5FE911DA-59F9-4D8A-A161-A7ABF3D20B15.jpeg 8CA6A63C-4291-46D8-AA85-30ED5A9DBEF1.jpeg
     
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  2. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    When we got up to West Palm Beach we attempted to board a yacht, but we couldn’t find a way to get up into it. 763609C2-672B-4482-B3CF-372DD582EC54.jpeg EC7A1B1A-6295-4D25-A1A8-994DC45DD3EF.jpeg
     
  3. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    It ended up being a really nice day. I spent the whole day away from home and didn’t have to talk to the Penguins at all. We did make it back to the house safe and sound, quite sunburnt, and pretty buzzed. :) Then we went to the Mexican restaurant up the street because it’s margarita Tuesday. As long as you get a full priced dinner they serve you as many one dollar margaritas as you want. We always want a bunch!
     
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  4. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    A couple years ago we went there one Tuesday evening. The female penguin was already quite buzzed from drinking wine. She ordered the taco salad just like she did this past Tuesday. Some of you might know it comes in a great big taco shell. Being the fool she is she dug into it with her fork and the whole thing busted everywhere slinging food across the table!
    I took many pictures of her Tuesday night but apparently she wasn’t buzzed enough to make the same mistake as a couple years ago. Bummer! Yes my granddaughter is laughing 39423685-8E17-4E46-B1CF-15114A7F2A3B.jpeg F55BEA1C-43A2-48EB-9B3B-60924E2F899B.jpeg BF8E79EF-C5C9-4424-ABC2-CAD45304D827.jpeg 488AC3FB-C813-4BF5-9B55-D8F9AEA3F3D4.jpeg 45F94254-D387-4EA5-9D76-312E0F167450.jpeg in the one picture because I told her exactly what the penguin was going to do. She knew I was trying to get a picture of her making a mess.
     
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  5. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Oh well, it’s after midnight and I’m going to bed. The next day my son and I took GS Fred and my brother-in-law on one of our favorite boating scenic trips. More pictures tomorrow
     
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  6. pbr400

    pbr400 68GS400

    I’ll just leave this here:

    Patrick
     
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  7. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Patrick, I don’t know where you come up with the videos, memes, and my very cool coffee cup, but you sure make me smile sir!
     
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  8. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Up North people, or just the specific species from southwestern Ohio, they sure don’t have very much energy. Examples…
    My own brother-in-law is talking to the male penguin. He says, haven’t seen you come outside the entire day. I drove you this far and you sit in the house and watch TV?
    My brother-in-law, the hyena. I’m real sure I wore him out Tuesday taking the John boat ride in the intercostal. Then Wednesday we went for another boat ride. We do a lot of drinking and get really sunburnt on our boat rides, but it doesn’t affect real Southerners. He slept all day Thursday. He’s actually on the couch with his family watching TV on a Friday night. Talk about boring!
     
  9. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Oh yeah, the boat ride Wednesday in the Loxahatchee river. We invited GS Fred to come along with us. Fred never complains about anything, and he enjoys everything! We always have a really good time hanging out with Fred! I think we saw three alligators, and five turtles sunning themselves Wednesday. We also saw two not so hot chicks in a canoe. (Pictures not included) I think my son had boat sex with them. They were partying in their canoe and we cruised over to hang out with them. Between the bushes and the wind we kind of hemmed them in. Interesting… 3BE9B6D2-E07B-4B03-8E97-801AEE50A967.jpeg 15D34B21-4742-4535-B826-332CD8A5269B.jpeg
     
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  10. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    I found the picture of all five of the turtles sunning themselves. So exciting. Never mind, I can’t find my glasses and I think that’s a baby alligator A96F4FA3-824D-4FEE-9A3C-A85978CAACA9.jpeg
     

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  11. FLGS400

    FLGS400 Gold Level Contributor

    Thanks John, that made me laugh!
     
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  12. Mike B in SC

    Mike B in SC Well-Known Member

    Dang John, do you ever have a bad day? Even with the Penguins there you make the best of every day!
     
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  13. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    Good morning Mike! No, I really don’t ever have a bad day. Maybe a bad moment every now and then, but my days are pretty much always a blast!
    This morning I’m going to a car show and swap meet with another forum member, Hector from Ft. Lauderdale. After that I gotta go to a kid birthday party, but the parents are fun. After that, don’t know yet.
     
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  14. FLGS400

    FLGS400 Gold Level Contributor

    Don't forget the pictures!

    Hector with the GN from BG? If so, say hi for me, too.
     
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  15. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    I will Rich
     
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  16. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    I’m not complaining. Just showing you all how I make my morning much easier. I should’ve done this years ago. C0DADD70-FF56-477B-AAAD-D83D52E94E31.jpeg 03E54FF6-3E7D-4C20-A761-E57F74291169.jpeg D725AFF0-88FB-4E59-91BC-2DB079DBD216.jpeg For way too many years I was a second-class citizen in my own kitchen when the Penguins showed up to town. So I went up in the attic and brought down some camping gear. Now I have my own coffee pot and microwave oven. The top of my car is where I keep my dishes in the cupboard. I also have my refrigerator in the man cave with a half a gallon of milk for breakfast time.
     
  17. Briz

    Briz Founders Club Member

    Banquet pot pie for B fast?
     
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  18. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    That was actually yesterday’s lunch and dinner. :)
     
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  19. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    First I will warn you all, I’m talking to my phone and I am not going to look back and edit it. OK we got that straight.
    Wow, you all are going to be severely disappointed. My mother-in-law is actually being on her best behavior. I am actually astonished. She actually empty the dishwasher the other day and I think, I haven’t been paying attention, I think she put dishes back in the dishwasher. Yes, I am astonished
     
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  20. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    The little rubber dick, I mean the hyena one, I mean my brother-in-law. Apparently we wore his butt out. He does nothing but lay around. I’m tired of cracking on people from the Midwest cause I know there’s a bunch of really cool guys up there. That is not what I said. Anyway if you come from 45030 you might look up these people for being the laziest ass people in the world. I’m just saying
     
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