Getting Older (or Let's Lighten Things Up A Little)

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by gsgns4me, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. gsgns4me

    gsgns4me Well-Known Member

    Getting older has its drawbacks but I guess there aren't too many good alternatives to getting older. When ever you see a gathering of seniors it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them.

    You know, the usual, prostrate, bowel, leg aches, eyesight, etc, etc.

    Well, I am a senior and I absolutely! refuse to discuss these issues with every one else. If I have a problem, I find a solution. It is not always the solution I like but I handle it the best way I know and I don't discuss it with every guy I see on the street that is past 62.. No sir....

    With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town. This seems to meet my EVERY need. I love it!
     

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  2. WUWU20

    WUWU20 Well-Known Member

    Wheres the TV?...you can't have a crapper without a TV inline with the throne....I mean, that just aint right! :Dou:
     
  3. rtabish

    rtabish Well-Known Member

    bucket seat?
     
  4. flynbuick

    flynbuick Guest

    Channel changer?
     
  5. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    It needs a phone, too.
     
  6. :puzzled: What, no fridge?? :Do No:
     
  7. gsgns4me

    gsgns4me Well-Known Member

    :Dou: We don't have enough extension cords or outlets for all that stuff, out here in the sticks!

    Besides, who wants to get out and turn the antenna or answer the party line when they're right in the middle of something:eek2:
     
  8. WUWU20

    WUWU20 Well-Known Member

    I don't want no phone call while I'm doin my thang but I needs my TV!! :eek2:
     
  9. GS-XNR

    GS-XNR Well-Known Member

    No phone or electricity for me...where's the magazine rack. :laugh:
    Harvey
     
  10. 68 LeSabre 4dr

    68 LeSabre 4dr Well-Known Member

    I would have bought one of those heated " T P " rollers for those colder days .

    :Brow: :TU:
     
  11. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Seems like the right setup - Its almost a perpetual motion machine then ???:laugh:

    As Long as you're on it.....doing business :rolleyes: .....It'll move you ??
     
  12. WUWU20

    WUWU20 Well-Known Member

    If thats the case then take me to the Salt Flats....I'll see just what that baby can do! :Brow: :puzzled: :eek2: :laugh: :moonu:
     
  13. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    You musta already been there.....it USED to be a lake bed, before The BIG Wind blew in and dried it up

    Ahhh.....flatulence and excretement.......two of mankinds' oldest AND dearest sources of humor
     
  14. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    HEYYYYY !!!!

    HEY DANA / BETH !!!???!!!???!!!???

    HOW COME YardRah Isn't sittin' in that thing yet ??!!??


    :grin: :laugh: :grin: :moonu: :moonu: :laugh: :grin: :laugh:
     
  15. Doo Wop

    Doo Wop Where were you in '62?

    I bet it's easy on gas, it should be "self propelled", so to speak.
     
  16. dryskip

    dryskip Mid-life Crisis Victim

    No mirrors??
     
  17. WUWU20

    WUWU20 Well-Known Member

    :Brow: I have been known for my heat valve.....just ask the guys here in the shop :laugh: Won't none of the guys come in my office :puzzled:
     
  18. GSXMEN

    GSXMEN Got Jesus?

    Dwayne - Beware of 'unauthorized use' by this guy...
     

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  19. gsgns4me

    gsgns4me Well-Known Member

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    You guys are a riot! Wish I could have logged on at work today and joined the fun!

    Do you suppose the creator of this fine example of ingenuity could team up with BMW and build a more family oriented 4-holer, um, I mean 4-seater, and call it a BMW Mini-Pooper?:Dou:
     
  20. Larry Gibson

    Larry Gibson Platinum Level Contributor

    Dwayne,

    Nice scooter. I've never seen one of `those' motorized til now.

    Actually I grew up a few miles from you and we used one of those in real life until I was a teenager and we moved to a house with indoor plumbing.

    I graduated from Mt. Hope HS in 1965 and my wife graduated from Shady Spring in 1967( 1st graduating class from the new Shady Spring HS).

    Larry
     

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