For us girls.

Discussion in 'Buick "Widows" support group' started by 70 Skylark Conv, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. jeff bullock

    jeff bullock Dare to be different !!!

    Berta,are you sure you and Dee weren't separated at birth.Long lost twins maybe?She knows more about home improvement than most men do.Not that that's a bad thing.Made trips to Lowe's lots of fun. :laugh:Just giving you a complement Dee. :TU:
  2. ACLazer

    ACLazer Dom inator


    Cool story about the CD,s and it reminded me of a situation that happened to me just the other day. My mom and dad are getting pretty old now and mom really doesn't drive at all since dad has chauffeured her everywhere for the last 10 years or so and she really hasn't driven or had the need to. No real reason for it and she was at one time one of the best drivers I had ever seen and most likely could be again with a little practice behind the wheel. My dad unfortunately was in the Hospital recently and is home now and doing better but hasn't driven a car for a month or so since he was in the hospital. He may drive again but just not quite ready yet. It seems like everyday there is some type of errand or 3 or 5 that I have to run for them. Most of the time I can do them on my own but the Grocery Store and the Italian Deli (Rulli Brothers) are a few of the ones that I just sit in the car most of the time and just wait for her. Cheeez, this is turning out to be allot longer then I had hoped, sorry, but I had to set the Mood. The other day I drove over and picked her up in the Saturn and I had an old Frank Sinatra CD playing in the car and she commented on it. I really don't remember exactly what she said but it was a "good thing". :laugh: While she was in the store (over an hour and a half) I changed CD,s and had an Ozzie CD blasting away while I was waiting. I had the windows up and it was pretty LOUD. She completed her little shopping spree and I didn't see her coming and she just opened the door and well, just shook her head and asked what kind of music is that? I said it was Ozzie Osbourne and she just shook her head back and forth again and said nothing :laugh:

    Any Female that can do just 1/2 of the things you listed will have nothing but respect from me and really deserve "the strong one" to help with the BIG projects and also have the back rub/massage champion of the world at their disposal.

    Sorry for rambling :Dou:
  3. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    What's funny about me is that I picked up all these "interests" of cars, home improvements, hunting, fishing, etc. on my own. I thought if the boys were having fun doing this stuff, it's gotta be worth looking into. :TU:
  4. 65WILDKAT


    Wanna Have Some Fun??????

    Hey Dee Wanna have some fun? can do the work on my Car, I am having a Ton of Fun but I would be happy to let you work on it so you can join in on the fun of doing it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . I am not greedy when it comes to spreading the fun around! :grin: :grin:
  5. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    A friend wants me to come over and help pull a motor out of his daughter's '98 Honda Accord this weekend. Don't think I'd have to actually help, but think I'll get either a Dallas Stars game or dinner and a movie out of the deal just by sitting around drinking beer and watching. :TU:

    So think I'll have to pass. Looks like I already have a lot of "fun" scheduled. But thank you so much for the offer!!! :laugh:
  6. 65WILDKAT


    Wooooo Wait a Mintue......

    Dee was planning to do the work in two weeks, So that is good that you will work on a Honda first. You will have grease under your fingernails already and you will be in the "ZONE" to keep working. :grin: Heck it is a short drive from Texas to Philly :3gears: So No excuses COME ON UP! the work will be FUN! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: , I will sit and drink the beer and watch you work :shock: . Heck I might even treat you to a Burger from Mickey Dees! :TU: just to show you I am not cheap! :laugh:
  7. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    And more....


    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
  8. stagetwo65

    stagetwo65 Wheelie King

    The others I had heard. That one I hadn't. That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time and I'm gonna remember to use it. I get asked all the time "When are you gonna settle down and get married?" I usually answer " Just as soon as I'm sure that I never want to make another decision for myself for the rest of my life!" :laugh:
  9. Annie Oakley

    Annie Oakley Well-Known Member

    Ah, yes. The nosey old ladies. All of my friends are currently pregnant, which means I get to look forward to a spring full of baby showers ( :rant: ) where they will ask me "When are you going to have kids?"

    I swear, people with kids are like drug pushers. "Oh, you want one, just admit it. You'll never know what it's like until you try it. You'll change your mind, really." :Dou: :spank:

    There are are few good comebacks to this question:
    "When they start serving snowcones in he77."

    "I'll stick with my horses. They are cheaper to feed and when I get tired of them, I can BBQ them."

    "When donkeys fly!"

    "No thanks. I'd rather just watch your kids, teach them dirty words, feed them pure sugar, and send them home!"

  10. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member


    Cinderella is now 95 years old.

    After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits
    upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch,
    with a cat named Bob for companionship.

    One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

    Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
    these years"?

    The fairy godmother replied,
    "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
    Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

    Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
    consideration, she uttered her first wish:

    "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
    I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were
    wealthy beyond comprehension.
    Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

    Cinderella said,
    "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"

    The fairy godmother replied,
    "It is the least that I can do.
    What do you want for your second wish?"

    Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
    "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."

    At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage
    returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been
    dormant for years.

    And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
    "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

    Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
    "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,
    into a kind and handsome young man"
    Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
    biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
    beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

    The fairy godmother said,
    "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

    With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
    the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

    For a few eerie moments,

    Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

    Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
    perfect man she had ever seen.

    Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
    chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

    He leaned in close,
    blowing her golden hair
    with his warm breath
    as he whispered...

    "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
  11. 65WILDKAT


    Doing what your told

    ROFL!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    That is so true with women, They want something one day and then the next thing you know they are complaing that you did what the asked! :laugh: :laugh:
    Don :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  12. ACLazer

    ACLazer Dom inator

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  13. Annie Oakley

    Annie Oakley Well-Known Member

    I thought for sure the answer was going to be:

    Bob walked past Cinderella, yakked up a hairball, then laid in a sunny windowsill and commenced to licking himself!!

    edit: Who cares if he's NEUTERED???? Those aren't the important parts anyway!! I'm sure they make kitty Viagra......
  14. wilburdean

    wilburdean nameless stranger

    annie if you had 'em you'd know just how important they really are.
  15. rex362

    rex362 paint clear and drive

    no comment
  16. Annie Oakley

    Annie Oakley Well-Known Member

    oh, I've got some....they're mine....they're huge....and they're SPECTACULAR!!

    Are you calling me out? This could qualify as a SoCo Stage 3 interaction.

    And, as a matter of fact, I have a few extra sets in storage that I had to confiscate from undeserving individuals over the years....... :eek2:
  17. Annie Oakley

    Annie Oakley Well-Known Member

    Good call, Rexy. You won't end up in my collection if you keep that attitude up.......
  18. wilburdean

    wilburdean nameless stranger

    i'd wager there made of brass too darlin' :laugh:

    you'll have to educate me further on the levels of SoCo. is that like defcon 3?
  19. rex362

    rex362 paint clear and drive

    :confused: uh dat mean that I'm in ?
  20. Annie Oakley

    Annie Oakley Well-Known Member

    They're PLATINUM. Brass is terribly soft and easily deformed.

    The 5 Stages of SoCo: I will post after I get home tonight. Right now, I have a hot date in the Regal - just me, Neil Diamond, and a 45 minute drive home. Or, maybe I'll break out the Kiss ALIVE! cds.......

    Behave yourselves, I haven't got the energy to spank you all..... :spank:

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