You can't make this stuf up...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 69SkyInNJ, Dec 16, 2008.

  1. 73 Centurion

    73 Centurion Well-Known Member

    I know a fellow named Dick Szlyk (pronounced slick). He doesn't like the name Richard.
     
  2. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Dick Butkis.
    No wonder he was one of the nastiest linebackers to ever play the game. I'd have a lot of anger to work out too if I were him.

    I have a client named Ken Huth. He married a woman named Ruth. Ruth Huth. No lie.

    Another cleint named Carol named a man with the last name of Carrol. Carol Carrol. She added her middle name to make it flow a little better, Carolyn Carrol.

    I grew up with a GUY named Kim Nipple. No lie.

    Parents can be so stupid sometimes. We chose our kids names with the notion that nicknames may be given by mean kids. So far they've been OK.
     
  3. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    My ex-boss's last name was Mander. When his wife was expecting their daughter, he was teasing everyone that he was going to name her Sally. Instead they named her Amanda. It was better, but not by alot:Dou:
     
  4. Poppaluv

    Poppaluv I CALL WINNERS!!!

    My mom retired after 25 yrs @ Charity hosp. in N.O. She worked pediatric ICU, where all sghe saw were pretty much heroin,crack and aids babies. We never believed all the names she came home with, soshe started saving some name labels. These are some off the top of my head.

    Twins named Orangello and Lemongello- Yep orange and lemon jello.

    Twins who were born toa mom who then slipped into a short coma. When she awoke ahe said to my mom " I didn't know y'all got to name my babies". Mom said "what??" "Yeah y'all named them, but they some pretty names". Mom said "what?" "Yeah,I looked at the chart and y'all named 'em". Sure enough there were the kids names: Male and Female. She kept 'em, but put a ' over the e's so it was o.k.

    The girl named Andromeda. When my mom said "oh, Andromeda".The mom exclaimed What!Whatdid you say?" My mom was confused till thelady explained they FORGOT how to pronounce it! Theyhadbeen saying " An-dro-media.She was soo happy.Mom spent the next few days teaching her relitives the correct name.

    Another set of twins "As$wipe and A$hole" Pronounced Azzwipa and Ash-ole'

    Bunches of Marijuana's onpronounceables sucha as how do you pronounce Izeachiah?Turned out it was I-za-a . :rolleyes:

    Wish we stiullhad all those stickers.....
     
  5. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    Rang up a customer at work the other day. The name on his credit card was "Cold Rain". He handed me his drivers license and it had the same name
     
  6. 75Riv

    75Riv A.K.A. Harry Clamshell

    have a collegue with a quite common dutch name: Dik Kok... somehow his name pronounced by US or UK collegues puts a little smile on their faces :Do No:
     
  7. yacster

    yacster Lv the gun tk the Canolis

    Here is an F'ed up one . . . Barak Hussain Obama . . .All right lefties don't get yer panties in a bunch it's all in fun:bla:
     
  8. BQUICK

    BQUICK Gold Level Contributor

    A scientist here at work's name is: Rong Wei
     
  9. Electrajim

    Electrajim Just another Jim

    Just to prove that the parents are POS attention whores, as kids, how many of you needed your middle name on a birthday cake too or you wouldn't know it was for you?!?!?



    ElectraJim
     
  10. Hawken

    Hawken Hawken

    It looks like the state's CPS Dept. has taken the kids from the parents. I suspect that the department would also have more evidence than just the 'names' in order to make a stronger case...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/?GT1=43001
     
  11. Poppaluv

    Poppaluv I CALL WINNERS!!!

    Is it Sweden where the parents must get gov. ok for the child's name?

    Also wentto school w/ agirl named "Chevette"-Really:shock:
     
  12. Electrajim

    Electrajim Just another Jim

    Well well well.
    Sad, but I'm not surprised.

    ElectraJim
     

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