Re: You can't make this sh!t up... Poor Kid! Well at least now the FBI has their eye on the parents!:TU:
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... I knew a Harry Legg.Believe it or not his wife was Peg.Another real one in the area was Major Dyck.Just about as bad as David Letterman's find after a national/international search of weird names- Dick Assmann.Not only parents can be cruel but you might(as a woman) marry into a strange combination.That's when you keep the maiden moniker.Even initials can be nasty. Rod
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... Dick Payne was one of my dad's friends. Er, that doesn't sound right....ou: We always laughed that if he were in the army he could have moved through ranks of Private, Major, and ultimately General. :error: As to naming your kid Adolph Hitler, that's just wishing a lifetime of pain on your kid. I hope when the kid turns 18 he changes his name legally to "My parents are idiots" or something like that.
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... I have a doctor named Dr. Richard Chopp. He goes by Dick. And yes, he is a urologist specializing in vasectomies. Believe it or don't! http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... A friend named his oldest son Camaro. Why do people do that to their kids? Life is hard enough for a kid, then you handicap them with some stupid name insuring their never ending harrasment. Then they wonder when the kid lashes out. Some people have listened to "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash one too many times. Mikey
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... There's a lady real estate agent in Waterloo here by the name of Gaye Males. Can you believe it?
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... I read an article a few years ago about a 90 something year old lady whose name was Dorothy Com. She was called Dot Com since she was a child. :laugh:
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... There is a MD in Natick, MA by the name of Dr. Handler. My favorite of all the wierd names is the one that Bill Lear - builder of the Learjet, gave his daughter. Her name is Shanda (Lear). Adolph's parents are proof that an IQ test should be required before breeding is allowed.
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... Neo nazi bastards!!! The aryans used to have their HQ out here untill the law ran them out of town & they got sued.The fire dept used the compound buildings for practice:Brow: :TU: I went to school with a guy named Sherwood Forest...his family lived in a neighborhood called...yep....Sherwood Forest:error:
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... I have a client by the name of Kenneth Ary...yep, goes by Ken Ary (canary). His wife's name, I swear to God, is Mary ou: In high school, we had a teacher by the name of Benjamin Dover...Ben Dover. We always said (not knowing) that his wifes name was Ilene and his son was Stanley (Stan Dover).
Sorry, Dr. Handler's first name is Lawrence. The local vocational high school had a boy named Skye Tripp.
My sister in law is an ER Doc in SC. She had just delivered a baby, and asked the father for the name. He said Shi-thea. She asked how do you spell that? He spelled ****HEAD, the D is silent. She refused to write down the name, and told him he would have to do it.... He did.
Re: You can't make this sh!t up... I was nearly named Benjamin but my Grandma said no one is calling her grandson Benji the dog. If she only knew other kids don't need a setup name like that and can come up with allot more creative stuff.
Someone mentioned that even initials can be ... err... interesting. My very first job was to take the trash barrels out to the street for a neighbor. His name was Guy O. Duke. And yes, he had a monogrammed briefcase.
Guy at work was telling me about a Thai bride he'd brought back a few years ago. I asked him to repeat her name 3 times. "Superporn" Real name! :eek2:
I worked for a company out of Nashville in the early 90's called Head Construction. One of the supervisors was named Bill Head. While working with him one night I joked that he must be glad his folks didn't name him Richard. His reply floored me " My brother, who owns this company is named Richard". I thought he was kidding because his brother went by another name at work, so I asked the boss if he was really named Richard the next time I saw him. He told me he was and he had fired last guy that called him Dick.ou:
Worked with a guy name richard seaman, And a guy who worked at the local YMCA was named harry cox. A little story that rich told me about. He made a phone call and stated his name as dick seaman, And the person on the line asked " is this an obscene call ?" true story. gary / moz
My girfriend is a teacher and a student's first name last year was: ****had She cringed saying it in the beginning of the school year but eventually was OK with it.
