What kind of Spider is this?

Adam,

Thats not a spider its a CRAB....and I am not talking about the type that lives in the water... :laugh:

 

Bad idea. You don't want to get him drunk. He'll go out and fornicate with all the lady spiders. Then Adam will have to move away.

 

Nah, after he downs 16 oz, he'll forget about the lady spiders. He'll be more likely to try and mount the cat, and all that'll do is irritate the cat who will eat him. :TU:

 

Unless the cat is drunk too!!

 

so...... what are you doing in the shower to attract a dung spider?

 

Shame on me :spank: You are so correct with that one :beer. It just seemed to go down so easy.

 

Negative Jim - that woulda crawled out of the bowl uzzled:

 

Da Bowl!!!!!!!!

I have heard about the spiders that come up thru the toilet, They are the ones that lay eggs under your skin and the babies feed on you tissue until they are full grown which is about 6 to 8 months...............then one night as you sleep the crawl out thru yer belly button or what ever exit that is close to it and leaves more eggs behind............SLEEP WELL! :jd:
I am told the cycle never ends until the host body is well.......Lets just say how much weight would you want to lose? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
GOOD NIGHT!!!!!

 

Went to bed the other night after reading this.....awoke to a sensation of something crawling on my face, freaked out, bolted upright in bed, only to scare my cat half to death. Musta been her whiskers on my face....at least I'm hopin' it was......... Might have to tear my bed apart later to make sure there aren't any of those special Home Depot/Dung/Recluse spiders hiding out. And now.....I have that ever so special toilet spider to worry about. Thanks again all (mental note to unsubscribe from this thread, next there will be car spiders, couch spiders, the list goes on and on. I'll be extremely limited as to where I can go without the anticipation/fear of spiders) :grin:

 

I forgot about the 8 legged Vinyl Spider

I forgot about the 8 legged Vinyl Spider!!!!!!!!!!! Cat's like them! They come out at night, and the Cats just sit there and watch and swat at them as they crawl around, I am sure you cat did not want to attack your face and was waiting for it to crawl on to your pillow or cover before swatting at it!!!!!!!
SLEEP TIGHT!!!!!! :sleep:
P.S. Check your ears........EGGS!!!!!!! :jd:

 

Saw a list on tv this morning of the top 10 things that folks are afraid of. #1 was - you guessed it - SPIDERS! More people are afraid of them than of heights, or even death!

Wasn't there some report once about how many spiders you probably swallow in your lifetime in your sleep? Something about those times when you wake up in the middle of the night with a dry cough, like a dust bunny is in your throat and actually it's a spider? I remember someone grossing me out about that.

Now I feel all creepy....


ShariB

 

Just great Shari,
Now I'll never get to sleep tonight. I don't want to wake up choking on a spider.
Hey didn't I hear on the news today that there is a big snake loose in Brookfield? :laugh: :laugh:

Beth p

 

CAR SPIDERS!!!!!

that reminds me of the night I was following the wife home... She had a 79 grand lemans wagon that a fairly large (I've seen bigger) Banana spider decided to call home.... She started swerving on the road.. said the thought there was a dirt mound on the headliner, untill she went to wipe it off and it started to run.....lol. Chased that thing in the car for a half hour (those spiders are FAST), before finally getting it.

BTW.. Banana spiders are the ultimate in suprise factor... when they sit the put their legs together looking like a black banana sitting on the wall, when they move they spread out... and are lightning fast. This one (Average size) was about 7in from leg tip to tip :eek2: :eek2:

Imagine that thing scooting across the headliner of you car in the middle of night. :eek2: :eek2:

Also had a spider fall off the headliner of the car (strangley the same car) onto the brim of my hat once... ran down my left cheek onto the floor, where it met my foot :Brow: Had to change my shorts after that one :jd:

 

She only swerved???? Hell I would have leaped out of the car :eek2: :eek2:
Great, now every time I get in the wagon I'm going to have to do a spider check.

Beth

 

This is becoming a real

This Thread is becomming a funnier and funnier as it goes!
I say just look for the eggs under your skin and think : HOW DO THEY GET OUT WHEN THEY HATCH?
Don

 

Gee, Beth - and I'm going to have to look for snakes!

thanks a bunch.....


:grin:

ShariB

 

Spiderzzz''' eeewww

I had an encounter with 2 Bananer Spidders in Panama City , Fl . at a local Air Force Base . One was enough two was Sensory Overload .
We (volunteers) were searching for a missing child . I had a little experiance with critters ,,,,,,,,, or so I thought . For those not familiar with Florida it ain't all sunny beaches .It's pretty wild in the swampy areas and Palmetto Groves , Poisonous Snakes , Bear , Pig , Big cats etc. I think Florida is one of the Buggier places on earth !!!! Anyway I was dressed for a Safari ,Hat, Heavy Shirt ,Pants,Lineman Boots and had a 8-10' ugly stick with me to poke for snakes before wading into Palmetto . So here I am "The Great Buwanna" walking along head down when I walk into the first web that wrapped around my face !! :eek2: I did a jig and yelped (Freaked Out was actually the term I'll choose ) . Got clear of that one .
Lesson #1 learned walk looking out and around !
A bit later (minutes) I'm a bit calmer but a whole helluffa watchfull , I feel something on my left leg and look down . There is this Spider from Mars coming up my leg . No kidding this thing was about 6-7" across the legs ,
and half way up my thigh . Well the "Great Buwanna" let out a shreak like a little girl while doing a "Hooptie Dance" about 3' off the ground getting this thing offa me . It looked sooooooo sad to see a grown man doing this . I look back now and laugh but I've got a thing about spiders , kinda like Garfield the Cat . Before I got out of there I saw one at a distance ,it had a web stretched between 2 trees that were about 10' apart and about 12-15' off the ground . That one was even larger than the one on me .
I exterminate all with Extreme Prejudice .

Steve

 

Boycot Home Depot!!! Menards rules!!! (There ya go Eric. That should make up for all the cigs I bum from ya!! :laugh: :TU: ou: )