Something Obscene

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Truzi, Jul 10, 2005.

  1. The_Dude

    The_Dude Well-Known Member

    That was great! :laugh:

    I've always assumed that Truzi is a cool chick diggin the car scene and sportin' a 70 Lark. :TU: I'm stickin to that until I hear different.

    And the "Something Obscene" story was pretty comical! :laugh:
     
  2. Dan Healey

    Dan Healey Well-Known Member

    Ok.....

    Would anyone yell "Something Obscene" to a GUY on a bike, yikes! :eek2: :Dou: :eek2: :laugh:

    :3gears:
     
  3. Madcat455

    Madcat455 Need..more... AMMO!!!


    Maybe if he was wearing Spandex and a Halter top :eek2: :eek2: :Dou: (and was legally concious enough to not yell curse words in public for fear of getting sued :spank: ) :Brow:

    Truzi's from Venus :cool:
     
  4. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    no, no, no. you DON'T tell her what hints she's dropping until AFTER she breaks down and admits what she is. quid pro quo, dontchyaknow.

    besides, it's another test. ya'll should know by now that the wimmins can't stand to not be in on a secret ... i believe it's a trait activated by the gossip gene. :laugh:

    i was thinking of the hair crimping as a secondary 'tell' in this thread. her being punk-ish kind of throws off normal styling (or lack thereof) cues.
     
  5. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    Don't ask me to spin you golden thread.

    Does this mean everyone on this thread who wants to know what I am is a woman? :laugh:
    (I am interpreting the general comment as a joke, btw.)

    I'm not punk-ish. The person who yelled "something obscene" was. I'm metal.
    That means, if I'm over 30 I could have worn boots with heels, spandex, dangling earings, etc., and that still wouldn't mean anything gender-wise.
    If I were goth I could have worn stockings, skirts, and lipstick and it wouldn't say anything, lol.
     
  6. MR.BUICK

    MR.BUICK Guest

    You know, im going to call up unsolved mysteries and have them do a show on you. :rant:
     
  7. rtabish

    rtabish Well-Known Member

    truzi and i have both been posting on this site for quite some time. and i recall an admittion to a gender on truzi's part. but i am sure there is some mystery affoot here to be explored. why not just do a search? read every post truzi has posted that is still in the record, and i bet you will get all the clues you need. :Brow: on the other hand, it never occured to me that there would be SO many women on this board, odd to think that the face behind the poster's name may be fairer than i thought. i always pictured a bunch of grease-smudged, beer swillin' good old boys. :3gears: :shock:
     
  8. StreetStrip

    StreetStrip Well-Known Member

    The mystery thickens.

    Does Truzi have a penis or not?
    Is the earth on a collision course with a deadly meteor?
    Did Ms. Babble of Hartford, Michigan really have a love affair with Bigfoot?
    Was Elvis really an alien from Mars?
    And will I be asked to refrain from using the word penis?

    All this and more when "I Made It Up" returns.........

    APPLAUSE

    And were out.
     
  9. Dan Healey

    Dan Healey Well-Known Member

    Well....

    I never really cared or thought about it, maybe Truzi is both (some do exist)! :Do No: If Truzi is guy, then I think he has other issues that I care not to explore. :puzzled: :shock: :bglasses:
     
  10. Madcat455

    Madcat455 Need..more... AMMO!!!

    ROTFLMAO... :Dou: :pp
     
  11. 1979SHX

    1979SHX derevaun seraun

    What is he/she?

    :Do No:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    OK, enough is enough. I think he/she (Truzi) is probably enjoying this too much by now. We are giving him/her a big head.

    Now we should all just turn our backs on him/her, ignoring all of his/her posts, until he/she tells us the truth. :moonu:

    He/She is just being the bully of the schoolyard now. Let's all stick out our tongues and refuse to let her/him play until he/she decides he/she wants to come clean. :pp


    Certainly got off the subject, didn't we? :Dou:
     
  12. When I had my hair grown out in college, I had a roommate (a girl) who wanted to do that to my hair but I declined. My hair was wavey enough as it was and I wish it were straighter!

    Since those days at Toledo I've had to cut it, being an engineer has forced me to mellow out my general appearance somewhat, but I'm still a hardcore metalhead on the weekends. I just don't look it as much!
     
  13. TimR

    TimR Nutcase at large


    Morale goes up as the morals go down!!

    Tim
     
  14. msc66

    msc66 still no vacuum

    Yah, I think we certainly have bigger things to worry about than some woman not wearing any underwear in a restaurant. But then, maybe we should launch an investigation to see if that incident was directly related to the bombings in London.
     
  15. Oklahoma!

    Oklahoma! Well-Known Member

    If we did worry about "more important things" it would occure to us that war, famine, disease,AIDS, poverty, etc., are all part of the same problem. :rolleyes:
     
  16. msc66

    msc66 still no vacuum

    :Dou:
     
  17. DAIZEE

    DAIZEE Guest

    thu mooos Ob seeeeeen thing i ever dun was.......at thu "PINK-SPOT" ware i danz.......

    ...........i 1's gave a guy a lap danz wit mi THONG ON BAC WARDS......

    ...........i wuz drunc that nite. :ball: :ball: :ball:

    DAIZEE
     
  18. B. WHEAT

    B. WHEAT Guest

    That guy mus have been wishen he was RAY CHARLES...............Lord have Mercy !!!!!!

    Later.................BUCK
     
  19. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    (I am interpreting the general comment as a joke, btw.)

    oh pshaw. when have i ever been known to joke?


    Don't ask me to spin you golden thread.
    damnit. damnit, i should know what this is but it's been so long since i was reading children's mythology compendiums (30yrs? :jd: ) i don't think i'm going to come up with it.

    i know sleeping beauty/aurora involved a spindle but i don't think there was any golden thread involved in that one.
     
  20. The_Dude

    The_Dude Well-Known Member

    Rumpelstiltskin?
     

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