I just had to share something I found funny. Saturday my best friend and I were riding our bikes, and a punk (as in spiked mohawk) drove by and yelled something obscene out the window at us. Really, he yelled "Something obscene." I like creative sarcasm - I was laughing quite loudly - it made my day.
What kind of world are we living in these days?? Drive-by shoutings..... Where does it ends?? :laugh:
He was just mad because you won't tell us if you're a guy or a girl, Truzi. The BPG sent him. :spank: :laugh:
It wasn't me! People do stupid things. I am driving through town last summer and notice a woman pulling along side me. She was about 30 years old and driving a late model "family" car. I look over at her and she is looking at me pretending she is giving oral...... to something! She then stopped and smiled. I about fell out of the car laughing! She would have been the last person in the world I would have expected something like that from.
That sounds like something I'd have to pull over for because I was laughing so hard. Glad some kids still have at least a semi clean sense of humor.
Ni! Nope, my name is neither Pat nor Chris. I'm not androgenous either, though the avatar contains a Photoshopped image of me. Then again, both men and women have long hair :laugh:. A BPG spy? He was driving an escort or something - very sneaky. The drive-by reminded me of when I was in high school. One of our friends liked to yell stupid things at pedestrians and bicyclists. It annoyed us but he wouldn't stop. One day we decided to let him know what it was like, so we yelled all sorts of dumb things at anyone not in a car. Unfortunately it backfired - he thought it was cool. The first thing that crossed my mind was this punker probably had a non-punk friend riding shotgun who wanted him to yell something obscene.
I think that Photoshopped pic has an adams-apple (never typed that one before so it may be wrong) in the throat?? Please, never tell us. It adds a little fun to the dull days on here.
I would not of taken such abuse. I would of had no choice but to fire back. ----------- You farm animal-defecation donkey if I ever see you on the street again. I will assault your donkey you social status deformation.
Last year, me and my girlfriend, along with another couple went on a "double date" weekend getaway to Niagra Falls. Had dinner in a nice restaurant, and sitting a couple of tables away was a middle aged couple. Suddenly, my girlfriend says "OMG, she's not wearing any underwear!!!" Look over, and this middle aged woman has her dress hiked up all the way, and she's "showing off the goods", licking her lips, and winking at us while her husband is having a cell phone conversation. This went on for almost an hour. They finished first and left the restaurant... Not a single word exchanged with her, but all of us at our table got the best free show in town. We laughed the entire night and part of the next day :laugh: Even our ladies found the situation hillarious. All 4 of us red-faced with laughter and embarrasment so bad we could hardly eat our meal. Made for a memorable trip to say the least :laugh:
My wife would have died! It would have been no laughing matter with her. :af: Now as for me, I would have fell in the floor rolling. :laugh: :laugh: That reminds me of a story my father told me about going to school back in the 50's. A girl in his class would set on the front row without underwear and do other things with her #2 pencil for the teacher! :eek2: I'm sure she made good grades. :Brow: My father saw her a couple of years back and had a chat. My brother stood behind her back holding up a pencil for my dad to see. :grin: Dad was just trying to hurry the conversation along. Seems weird to see a near 70 year old woman and think of that! uzzled:
My hair was that color once... well, not all of it, just a streak. At different times the streak was also blue, purple, green, etc. At my undergrad graduation party I got that troll doll thing (its a pencil topper), and my best friend at the time said she thought the hair resembled mine.
Wow, how styles change in the few years. The new style now for girls are braids or normal stylish hair such as long straight hair/pony tails/etc etc. Never see a punk rock/metal style for any girls, a few guys have tall spiked mohawks though(sometimes you will see one taller than a 'Fro. :laugh: ) if you look around. At least that stands true for most of the midwest i've been through and other places.
Spiked Mohawks? That is, like, sooo 70s/early 80s. ya' know. Well.... I've always done my own thing style-wise (meaning I'm never "in" style). The colored streak was never in-style for any gender (it wasn't yuppie peroxide highlites, but a single streak). Remember, I've not stated my age either . I never spiked my hair, it looked like the troll doll when I woke up, or drove the 'Lark with the top down. It's naturally messy, er, curly. Tried to crimp it once, but the curls fought back and it came out straight. Go figure. You've never seen a metal style for girls (or punk for that matter)? Hmm, catch Ozz Fest if it comes your way - the guys are the ones wearing shirts, and the girls are the ones you don't want to anger, lol. Wish I could go to Ozz Fest this year, but I'm not driving 4 hours down to Columbus.
missoula is a big bicycle rider town. but most of them are kinda dumb about it. for instance, never oiling their chain or derailurs. this drives me nuts!! :af: so i am constantly threatening to run out to the road and dose the poor schmuck with WD-40. my girfriend calls it a "ride-by greasing". does that count? o No: :Brow:
