Monty Python Quotes

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 73Electra 225, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    "Meaning of Life"

    "Every sperm is sacred"

    "Every sperm is great"

    "And if a sperm gets wasted"

    "God gets quite irate"
     
  2. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    Look at the bones!!!


    Help! I'm being oppressed!


    She turned me into a toad! But I got better.

    Message for you sir. (King Arthur's knight says this as the arrow with the letter tied to it hits him in the chest.)

    Bring us a shrubbery!
     
  3. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

    Oh man! Don't get me started!
    I've thought about starting this thread
    myself for some time now.

    Heres my favorite site on the subject.
    HERE

    The great German composer,
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nrnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shnendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
    :beer
     

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  4. Leviathan

    Leviathan Inmate of the Month

    ...ITS...
     
  5. blownsmobile

    blownsmobile Member

    what are you going to do with a piston engine?

    "I'm going to cook it"

    "you cant cook a piston engine"

    "well you cant eat it raw"
     
  6. 73Electra 225

    73Electra 225 Well-Known Member

    Its, THE BISHOP!!

    Say no more, Say no more...Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge...Know what I mean


    I have a bunch of monty sound clips on my mac, including the one Jeff put down, "Help, I'm being oppressed". I love that one so much, its my alert sound, so whenever I do something the mac deams a no-no, it blurts that quote out :laugh: .
     
  7. Duane

    Duane Member

    "Intercourse the Penguin!"
     
  8. Dan K

    Dan K Well-Known Member

    Don't say"the text," Vic!
     
  9. r72gs

    r72gs Another project........

    "That rabbit has a mean streak a mile wide"
     
  10. blownsmobile

    blownsmobile Member

    thanks guys, I just watched my Monty box set last night in one sitting. nothing like 6 hours of something completly different! lol
     
  11. FJM568

    FJM568 Well-Known Member

    Don't know if anyone has figured it out yet, but in the "Holy Grail", there is a line that has the word that is all drawn out and pronounced ka-nig-et or something like that...The word they are actually saying is knight!!!

    My cousin married an English girl and she said it took her years to figure that one out...She also translated some stuff that we couldn't figure out!!! hehehe

    That has got to be my favorite Monty Python movie...
     

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