Monty Python Quotes

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 73Electra 225, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. 73Electra 225

    73Electra 225 Well-Known Member

    Okay, since it was sort of brought up in another post, I figured we have enough fans to start this post. I'll start with one of my favorites:

    "Albatross!!!!"



    Let the fun begin:Brow: :laugh: :Brow: :laugh: :Comp:
     
  2. Spam, spam, spam!!!
     
  3. Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...I sleep all night and I work all day! (my 4yr old and I sing this on our way to daycare in the morning, and make up "new" verses all the time, usually having to do with gross bodily functions...funny how little kids get such a big kick out of words like "f*rt" and "p**p"... :laugh:
     
  4. Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
    Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up...yum!!
     
  5. 73Electra 225

    73Electra 225 Well-Known Member

    Hehe, and so the craziness begins....

    "The Larch"
     
  6. Madcat455

    Madcat455 Need..more... AMMO!!!

    "Your useing Coconuts...



    Or...

    And here at the castle Anthrax, we have but only one punishment for setting alight the Grail shaped beacon.....

    A SPANKING :spank:

    YES... YES... A spanking......... and after you spank her.. ETC.. :Brow:
     
  7. Adam C

    Adam C Enjoy the Ride!

    "But I'm not dead yet"!!!
    Adam.
     
  8. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    "Wewease Wodewick."

    and

    "I have a fweind named Biggus Diccus."
     
  9. "...I f*rt in your general direction!..."
     
  10. CyberBuick

    CyberBuick What she used to be....

    "Mearly a Flesh Wound!"
     
  11. What's your favorite color? Blue...no... wait....AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
     
  12. yuk

    yuk Well-Known Member

    "you must agree?, ..... beeeeautiful ploomage.?!??"


    i came here for an ARGUEMENT!
    no you didnn't... you CAME here for an argument.
    oh, i've had enough of this!...
    no you haven't
    oh shut up.
     
  13. JET455

    JET455 I'm a work in progress!

    monks chat?

    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    :grin:
     
  14. Dan K

    Dan K Well-Known Member

    "They were forced to eat Sir Robins minstrels, and there was much rejoicing."
     
  15. GSXMEN

    GSXMEN Got Jesus?

    "Come back here, I'm not done with you" (Black Knight - after having arms and legs cut off).

    "What are you going to do - Bleed on us?"

    *"I fart in your general direction" was already taken!:Brow:
     
  16. SportWagonGS

    SportWagonGS Moderator

    :grin:

    "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!"

    "Cardinal Fang, bring in........THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!"
     
  17. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    Its just a wafer thin mint.
     
  18. GSXMEN

    GSXMEN Got Jesus?

    Now that was pretty gross!!:Brow:
     
  19. Adam C

    Adam C Enjoy the Ride!

    "F@#k O$% I'm full."
    "We are the knights of Ni"
    "That is a LATE parrot"
    " He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy"
     
  20. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    "I wave my private parts at your auntie.":laugh:
     

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