Mad Girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by shippo353, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. TimR

    TimR Nutcase at large

    I had a girlfriend way back in the late 80's who got mad one night because I wanted to fix the car and she wanted to go partying. She said to me "Make a choice!". I did, and I still own the car.:laugh:
     
  2. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    Within 5 minutes he's up from the couch on on this stupid, annoying site.


    speaking of which, have i been annoying about Lou Gramm to you yet?




    and i see nobody is going to pick up on my diary question:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422093/
     
  3. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Jason,

    It had something to do with Ken, beer, pole dancing and a 4AM return to the hotel. All while Mrs. Lisk was left sleeping ALONE in her hotel room. I had just ASSUMED it would had come up in conversation by about 1 in the afternoon. But nope. We later found out she was saving it for later that night.

    Despite my "dropping the bomb", I would have loved to have heard what Ken would have said later that evening when she asked him where he was til 4AM.

    "Uhhhh.... me and Gay Dave were polishing the lug nuts on the GSX chassis. Yeah, that's it. Of COURSE it takes that long when you do it right!"
     
  4. 71GSX455-4SPD

    71GSX455-4SPD Nick Serwo Magic Car

    Hey Meathead! You're doing it again! Don't you ever learn? :spank:

    And for the record I would have been truthful. But I would have rather have had the explosion :rant: in my hotel room without an audience. Thanks for publicly embarassing Clarissa and I AGAIN! :eek:

    She considers me #1 Moron for that incident and YOU #2. See you Saturday night for dinner with the wives. I know this place with a cheap cover charge...

    If you buy me a new set of TA aluminum heads, I'll forgive you; more so if you install them. :Brow:
     
  5. 71GSX455-4SPD

    71GSX455-4SPD Nick Serwo Magic Car

    Please pardon Yardley's rude interruption, everyone (it's to be expected). Now let's get back to verbally beating up on those young girls with gang mentality. That was going so well. :laugh:

    Can someone post a picture of Lisa? :)
     
  6. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Whats the big deal about that? Think about all the single moms you helped out financially that night. Those juice boxes cost money.


    I tell Jen all the time about going to the dollar store. She tells me to be careful and have a good time. :bla:

    I say we post up pics of all our women.
     
  7. 71GSX455-4SPD

    71GSX455-4SPD Nick Serwo Magic Car


    Most of those ladies are just putting themselves through college. :rolleyes:

    And to top it off, we got there maybe 15-20 minutes before it closed, grabbed a beer, sat down, and a few minutes later the lights came on for closing so we chugged our beers and headed out for breakfast! :Dou:

    Clarissa is a great lady, but she's heard too many stories from her 5 brothers about dollar stores and just how far they'd push it (and no doubt they embellished). Personally, I'll take my beer in a bottle, not a glass and I don't want to touch anything in those joints!
     
  8. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    HEY JACKASSSSSSS ... you did it AGAIN !! :Dou:

    Next year, we're gonna get you more drunk than you were in '08, take you to the tatoo palor and have "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE" stenciled on you shvantz

    well, at least PIE should fit :idea2:
     
  9. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member


    No Alan,
    He'd never see it then:Do No: You have to tatoo it on his forehead, and it has to sayHTUOM GIB A TOG I Every time he looks in the mirror, he gets the reminder:laugh:
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2009
  10. Turbo455

    Turbo455 James

    Here is a picture Cason sent me a while back.

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  11. r0ckstarr

    r0ckstarr Well-Known Member

    You should post up the "other" pictures he sent to everyone. You know what I am talking about. The ones that were the reason why we originally made the special "members only" section.
     
  12. StageTwo

    StageTwo It's a Beauty Too.

    Cason definitely has his hands full. She's even willing to steal his wheels at a car show while he's at home on V8Buick.
     
  13. 71skylark3504v

    71skylark3504v Goin' Fast In Luxury!

    Hahaha! That's awesome! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  14. Poppaluv

    Poppaluv I CALL WINNERS!!!

    Is that what the kids call it nowadays????:beer

    I wanna be a member.:rant: :)
     
  15. sean Buick 76

    sean Buick 76 Buick Nut

    Wow, I bet Leanne (MidnightBlue) would look good in that outfit as well LOL!

    I sure did have a good chuckle over this thread!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. swing72

    swing72 just me

    That girl is beastly. It looks like she is tucking something back if you know what I mean.
     
  17. sean Buick 76

    sean Buick 76 Buick Nut

    I agree, I bet Lisa is much prettier than her LOL!
     
  18. 1967GS340

    1967GS340 Well-Known Member

    This thread is a fine example of why he spends so much time on here.
    As you can see by the number of posts and views, this site is a great car info site, but more so it is a great place for like minded people to get together and have a good time.
     
  19. r0ckstarr

    r0ckstarr Well-Known Member

    The more and more I look at her picture, I cannot help to think to myself that she sure does look familiar. I thought it was facebook or Flickr, but she's not a friend on there. What other sites is she a member of?

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    Edit: Oh damn. I figured it out.

    Holy crap..
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2009
  20. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Don't know why the search i was after lead me to this thread but since Im here ...

    ... Cason !! We know you still have the Buick, what ever happened to the Lexus driver ? :TU:
     

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