Guaranteed 20hp trick we've all been missing...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by theone61636, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    Hey Chuck, It's the first Jewish Riv that I have seen in a while. Shalom.:grin:
     
  2. sailbrd

    sailbrd Well-Known Member

    I got 40 hp with the dual version!:idea2:
     
  3. TODD'S 67

    TODD'S 67 Time for another Buick!

    Guys....It's actually the dipstick to check the turn signal fluid! That's what it says on his build sheet! :Brow:
     
  4. TODD'S 67

    TODD'S 67 Time for another Buick!

    If you connect a 3rd one to the power steering pump, you'll get an extra 80 horse! :Brow: :Brow: :Brow:
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2010
  5. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Years ago I had a roomate in college who had a 4.0 GPA but was totally booksmart - no common sense at all.

    I used to work on my daily driver '69 Buick all the time so the guys at the local parts store knew me well, and my roomy knew I could wrench on cars.

    One day, Brainiac asked me what he could do to improve performance on his '73 chevy Impala (350 2 barrel) and I told him "Go to the parts store, ask for Joe and tell'em I sent you, and tell him you want the 2 cyl. upgrade for your car ..." he asked whats that ? and I said "Its a kit that lets you bolt on an extra 2 cyl. to the front of the motor so you wou'll have a v10 instead of a v8 ... increasing performance by 20%".

    ... Next time I went in to the auto parts store, Joe was hysterical and said they passed that guy around from one counter jock to another as each exited into to store room to laugh their :moonu: off.

    They even comp'ed me on what I needed that day in payment for the laughs
     
  6. TODD'S 67

    TODD'S 67 Time for another Buick!

    I'm gonna try that when I need a new block!
     
  7. Dan Healey

    Dan Healey Well-Known Member

    Don't you guys know COLD FUSION when you see it? Twenty hp gain is modest.:Smarty:
     
  8. sailbrd

    sailbrd Well-Known Member

    Darn! I don't think I can do that with my hydroboost.
     
  9. bammax

    bammax Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing someone said the car has a turbo350 and the guy figured turbo means the intake and exhaust go together to give boost. Then he saw the heat pipe from the exhaust to the intake and realized that must be the part where the turbo is. Then he replaced the "stock" part with a nice aftermarket turbo intake piece he found on ebay. Now he has a cold air intake on his turbo 350 car.

    It's really pretty easy to understand if you put a plastic bag over your head and breathe deeply for 20 minutes then wake up and run full speed into a door frame with your head lowered :rolleyes:

    The sad thing is that his friends probably think it's cool that he has a turbo v8 and knows how to build it up.
     
  10. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    Sad thing is I think he'd miss
     
  11. hemibuster

    hemibuster Well-Known Member

    Man yall all missed it! Its a blower.
     
  12. Opa

    Opa Torque/a 8 piston figure

    No no. ...it really is a Joint Grass Dryer..
     
  13. crazychevy

    crazychevy Gold Level Contributor

    Is that what happens when a honda guy gets a BB. Chrome always ads HP!!!:shock:
     
  14. FatBoy

    FatBoy Buicks and Harleys Rule

    Hold on a minute!

    None of you experts noticed that it is also hooked up to the breather on the valve cover. It's an old street racer trick piece.

    This is how it works:
    When the motor reaches 5,000 rpm the exhaust heat from the heat riser travels up through the tube into the cage on the front of the tube.

    Inside the cage is the owners pet Gerbel. When the heat sets the Gerbels tail on fire he runs like a SOB on a tubine wheel thus reversing the airflow. The Gerbel spins the turbine wheel at about 25,000 rpm and a tremendous charge of air is then forced through the breather down into the carnkcase thus increasing the volocity of the crankshaft.
    That is where the 20+ extra horsepower comes in.

    I've herd that this trick was invented by some slick Brooklyn N.Y. street racers way before NOS was in vogue.

    Now you've been schooled!
     
  15. bhambulldog

    bhambulldog 1955 76-RoadmasterRiviera

    NOx?
     
  16. Junkman

    Junkman Well-Known Member

    At least they have good taste in beers:beer .
     
  17. SteeveeDee

    SteeveeDee Orange Acres

    Wait, what's that by the front left edge of the driver's seat? The power window master switch? Still worth teh bux to part out, though.
     
  18. GNandGS

    GNandGS Well-Known Member

    why is rear floor mat dirtier than the front?
     
  19. LAKOTA

    LAKOTA Sungakan yankahaypi mita

    That extra HP must make ya chit your pants.
     
  20. bhambulldog

    bhambulldog 1955 76-RoadmasterRiviera

    I was so busy looking at the beer; I didn't notice the window switch laying in the floor. And, the white dashboard. Is the dash board white from the factory? Seems like it would cause glare on the windshield?
     

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