Courtney Hansen - Good Lord...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Yardley, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. GranSport72

    GranSport72 Angry Right Foot Disease

    They're usually better with polish anyway. :laugh: :bglasses:
     
  2. D-Con

    D-Con Kills Rats and Mice

    Down, boys! Down!

    Wait till you see Dee's pic for the Women of Buick Calendar Dani's putting together. :Brow:
     
  3. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    Yeah, just wait. I was going to loose 20 pounds before taking "the picture", but I've put on 20 instead. :shock:

    Nothing like a fat girl standing next to her Buicks!!! :moonu:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. blown455

    blown455 Pit crew

    Man, I can't believe I've been missing out on this thread!!!

    JW has a point on the augmentation thing. I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few months back at a wedding. I was dressed to kill :Brow: (I was given a heads up he would be there) I'll take any chance I can to make him feel like he lost the best thing he ever had...... Anyway- He made comment about my chest... insisting I had them done. Told him nope, their all mine!! He insisted they were not real, cause they weren't that big when we were together. (not that they are big now) HELLO IDIOT!! do you think I would spend 5K+ on a boob job, deny it and get these little things,,, NO!! Heck no they would be bigger than what I got and I'd be telling everyone what I bought. No way I'm going to go through that much pain and suffering just to deny it.

    The comment about "Haven't seen a bad set yet" Watch a few more adult movies. Most of them will make your skin crawl!! Most of them only look good covered up.

    Did you guys see Courtney is in "HOT ROD" this month, not sure if that was posted yet or not. Her and 10 other racing ladies. Tell ya the truth she really doesn't do much for me. About the only thing she has going for her is she has a "girl next door" look. But hey, I'm not into girls so it really doesn't matter to me.
     
  5. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    I'm into the boy-next-door look!!! :Brow:

    PS My 20 pounds hasn't been put on up top. :ball:
     
  6. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass


    I've had several women tell me over the years that if a woman denies that she's in to women, then she's LYING.

    We can only hope.
     
  7. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    I ain't lying!!! I don't want to play with toys that I already have!!! :Smarty:
     
  8. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!


    Note to StockBroker - "Buy IMMEDIATELY 10,000 shares each in EverReady and DuraCell....."
     
  9. blown455

    blown455 Pit crew

    Ya.... Wishful thinking there Yardley. No way shape or form do I have the desire to get all up on another girl. If it makes your day go by faster to dream about it, go ahead and dream away :laugh:

    If that's the way you think .... I think you guys like other guys!! Come one who's going to be the first one come tell me they are not into guys so I can turn their denial around on them :laugh:

    I'm with Dee. What am I going to do with the same toys I already have!! I think I can find a woman to be atractive with out it meaning something else.
     
  10. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Pah-leeze. Guys are hairy, smelly and, well, just not fun to even LOOK at. [Insert butt-crack pic here]

    How most women even find us attractive is beyond me... :laugh:
     
  11. jamyers

    jamyers 2 gallons of fun

    Yardley, look out! You're falling into her trap! RUN!!! :shock:

    Unless, of course, you DO like men, in which case...


    Dang it, I have no idea where I was going with this...but it was really funny... :Dou: :spank:
     
  12. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    OK Moon. Insert your sheep comment here...
     
  13. 71GSX455-4SPD

    71GSX455-4SPD Nick Serwo Magic Car

    C'mon, Yards, don't pull the wool over our eyes here.... :laugh: :eek2:
     

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  14. JEFF STRUBE

    JEFF STRUBE Well-Known Member

    Ok Danie post some pics we would like to see. How good you where looking the night you ran into your Ex -boyfriend
     
  15. blown455

    blown455 Pit crew

    It upsets me to say I don't have any pic of the night I ran into my ex- boyfriend. I do have Rachel as a witness to the fact that I was lookin mighty fine that night.

    Everyone has seen my pics anyway... I'm old news.
     
  16. D-Con

    D-Con Kills Rats and Mice

    Thanks, Yardley. You just did all us single guys a big favor... :spank:
     
  17. D-Con

    D-Con Kills Rats and Mice

    as for augmentation, no thanks. I dated a girl with them and they work about as good as the old sock trick. Look great in a bra, but once it comes off, there's no fooling anybody what she was born with. I'll take a woman that has A-cups and a the self-esteem not to be bothered by it. (not that I'm opposed to more than that).

    What really baffles me is somebody with bad teeth that spent all that money on her chest.

    An old girlfriend once told me she told her ex she was willing to be with another woman right after they had an extra man. That ended that idea in short order!
     
  18. 71GSX455-4SPD

    71GSX455-4SPD Nick Serwo Magic Car

    No way, Danie', you will never be old news! :TU:
     
  19. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    Sorry, wrong kind of toys. I want a MAN attached to the toys I want to play with. Such as: His manly possessions - body parts, cars, etc.!!!

    EverReady and DuraCell aren't going to make the toys work that I want. Sorry, your stocks are falling!!!!
     
  20. blown455

    blown455 Pit crew

    Right... Like take out the trash, cut the lawn, shovel the snow...ect :laugh:
     

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