Courtney Hansen - Good Lord...

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Yardley, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    Well, a lot of girls that I know that I went to high school with became dancers to make a quick buck. They all had implants done, so I know what they look like. They were cute girls, but they thought they had to have big ones to make the big bucks because that's what guys like. It's a sad life, drinking, drugging, etc., trying to look good for the guys to be able to take their money. Needless to say, they weren't my friends anymore after they turned stupid. They also didn't have the self confidence to be themselves and be liked by guys the right way. They wanted the attention that came with dancing.

    So to get back to what I was going to say... usually if "they" are very hard and volumptuous looking, they are fake or the girl has some great chest muscles to help hold them up. Skin stretches and sags.

    Just my .02!
     
  2. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    :laugh: :TU:
     
  3. jamyers

    jamyers 2 gallons of fun

    Right on, Rob! Like the saying, "Pretty is nice, but Nice is forever" :TU:

    And actually, it's ""She's got HUGE...(pause goes here)...tracts of land". Not that I'm a Monty Python fan or anything... :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. GSJohn

    GSJohn BUICK is a beauty too!!

    I don't care what you say......... :jd:
     

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  5. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    I agree...Faith is AWESOME! Whenever I see her I start to stu...stu...stutter!!
     
  6. GranSport72

    GranSport72 Angry Right Foot Disease

    I'll have to admit, I have a guilty pleasure. I like to watch that show Desperate Housewives. :rolleyes: Here's one of the reasons I like that show so much. :laugh:

    Eva Longoria

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    Kinda cute isn't she??? :pp
     
  7. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    Yep, I agree with her too...Dang we have good taste!!!!!! :beer
     
  8. GranSport72

    GranSport72 Angry Right Foot Disease

    :beer :TU:
     
  9. Specman

    Specman Well-Known Member

    Courtney is HOT

    I agree with Jason. We really would need to see her naked to be able to offer a un-biased, totally scientific report on what we see. It would be for the good of the people, you know, and for privacy reasons Jason and I could review the pictures and make a report. :Smarty:
    Mine would start out
    "WOWEEY ZOWEEY baby you're so fine
    WOWEEY ZOWEEY up and down my spine etc.... :Brow: :Brow:
    theres more but I'd have to dig up an old Zappa album
    :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
  10. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    Yes Faith is smokin, but that picture has about 60 hours of air-brushing time in it.

    And I agree, Eva Longoria is just sooo hot. She's what, a size 2? My old girlfriend was tiny and she was a size 6!
     
  11. 70gsrick

    70gsrick 1 of 66

    My wife thinks it's just sooo wonderful of me to watch "her" Despite Housewives show with her..What can I say, I'm a giver honey! :laugh:
     
  12. cjp69

    cjp69 Gold Level Contributor

    Reminded me of a joke, figured this thread has already gotten carried away, might as well post it. Sorry about the formatting.

    On the farm
    > >lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together One
    >day
    > >the
    > >two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
    >Scared
    > >for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
    >for
    > >help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
    > >searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
    > >gone
    >to
    > >town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
    > >farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
    > >sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
    > >friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
    > >to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get
    > >a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the
    > >other end to the rear bumper
    >of
    > >the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
    > >the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the
    >chicken
    > >rode the Harley back to the farm house, and the farmer was none the
    >wiser
    > >when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
    > >Best
    > >Buddies, Best Pals A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud
    > >pit,
    >and
    > >soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
    >life!
    > >The
    > >horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
    > >Looking
    > >underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-downy thing and he
    >would
    > >then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
    >horse
    > >pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (Yes,
    > >there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
    > >Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
     
  13. Specman

    Specman Well-Known Member

    :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  14. 70 Skylark Conv

    70 Skylark Conv Well-Known Member

    Excellent!!! :TU: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  15. GranSport72

    GranSport72 Angry Right Foot Disease

    Just a couple more of Eva. :grin: :grin: She's just yummy! :Comp:

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  16. SmallHurst

    SmallHurst The Polyglas Pimp!

    Going back to the farmer's daughter, would it be wrong for me to say that I feel like an ear of corn that needs to be shucked and dipped in butter! :Brow: :spank:
     
  17. GranSport72

    GranSport72 Angry Right Foot Disease

    I just heard on the radio, Courtney is gonna be at the World Of Wheels in Omaha, Nebraska next weekend. I hope I can get there at the right time when she's there. I might even get in line to get an autographed pic. :Brow: :laugh:
     
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2005
  18. SmittyDawg

    SmittyDawg Need another garage....

    .....shucked and dipped.....yeah, that's it! :Brow: :eek2:
     
  19. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    And I'll bet your still a looker. :jd: :jd: :Brow: :Brow: :eek2: :eek2:
     
  20. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    Or maybe your hand!?!? :Brow: :laugh: :moonu:
     

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