"Im telling you, there IS such a thing as perpetual motion !! Just stick yours up mine.....then I let one Rip.....and we spin around like a Top !!! Come on....its all in the name of Science"
Quit it , the others are going to think I'm trashy ! Excuse me but from what I'm feeling everybody else already "nose" :laugh: :eek2: :TU:
"zoo keepers say this was the last photo taken before leater (the front elephant of the siamesed twins) passed an incredibly large amout of gas, blasting the eyes right out traylor's (the rear siamesed elephant twin) head and causing him a slow, painful,and unpleasant smelling death". A spokesperson for the zoo was quoted as saying "for years we've tried and tried to stop it, but visitors kept sneaking bean burritos in from taco bell. i just knew this day was coming." the worlds only elephant proctologist/ele-rectal surgeon (from las vegas) is scheduled to surgically remove the remains of traylor from leater tomorrow. traylor will be missed by all ......but missed mostly by leater.
Son says to mother at zoo : "LOOK MOMMY, THE ELEPHANT IS RECYCLING" :moonu: MOON' :moonu: http://www.v8buick.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12521
"yah ,I know you can pull a rabbit out of your hat, but I'll telling you Bertha BUTT, there ain't no fu%kin rabbit in here!"
in a related story, tonight. president george w. bush today had to undergo emergency surgery after vice president dick cheney stopped suddenly in the oval office.
:spank: I'm telling the truth .... Your walk in roller cabinet is not in here !:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :beer :TU:
