as far as siamese twin elephants go, ....they had very few problems ..... well except when the front one would fart we would have to pop back ones eyes back into it's sockets. but other than that they seemed very happy.
"Come here often?" "So, you really aren't Jewish, are you?" "Oh, you asked, "Where's my PEANUTS!" "Mind if I push in your stool?" "My, what big eyes hole you have!" If this weren't a 'nice' website, I could get really bad!ou: uzzled: :laugh: :beer
"because INQUIRING minds want to know. This photo shows Anna Nicole Smith sharing a "PERSONAL" moment with Rosie O'Donnell."......" In a related story ..... the photographer is suing the two for mental anguish after he overheard that they had also been seen at another zoo negotiating a price for a rare "2-Headed 16 ft. Boa Constrictor". :jd:
"Well, Tusk the local zoo's only elephant might be a little light headed this evening but he won't be lonely anymore. This photo was taken just as he finished spending 3 days straight inflating his new girlfriend Brenda. Tusk sent in 1269 peanut bag "proof of purchase" symbols and $14.95 to cover shipping and handling (and allowed 6-8 weeks for delivery). An 18 year old pimple faced spokesman for the zoo said "Once he gets a little more used to her, he won't be violently bouncing off as often". When asked if the inflatable elephant company had supplied that information or if he just knew that from personal experience. The spokesman said "No Comment."
Jumbo ignored repeated comments from his trainer that perhaps he should start ventriloquism with something a little bit smaller.....
"In a sad new development, the Bronx Zoo has reported that Dumbo, suffering from depression common with child stars that don't make it big as adults, has resorted to snorting crack."
I knew this was going to happen and I warned you about tailgating....... edit* heard the lead elephant mumbling under his breath...."damn backseat drivers'
Your being a real pain in my :moonu: today ..... :beer :bglasses: Allen , Pay pal will be fine ! :Brow:
Sorry.....but We have a new Contender !!! Ken's in the lead for now....... Jeeeez....I forgot this tread - its still funny !! :laugh: ---------------------------- "Hold Still !!! I think Im caught on one of your body piercings !!"
oooo how bout the old saying......most men spend half their lives trying to get back in from where they came out of Maybe that's the case here eh?
