apparently i pay a landscaping company to cut my grass

what is your status?

 

My kids are in charge of the tStat

 

Medium rare

 

Same here!

 

Oh yeah anything else gets thrown back on the grill for me.

 

Who the hell is Taylor Swift?!?!? I don't like his music, I assure you that.....

 

Dark like the ladies I am attracted to...

 

Look what you made me do..........

 

Well I'm not playing it, but I'll look at the still shot.....

 

where does it put me if the wife cuts the lawn, works the grill, and pressure washes the driveway?

 

Lucky or lazy....lol

 

Wife is outside pressure washing right now. I don't even know how to start the durn thing.

 

Some guys might need to turn their man card in. That is if they ever earned it in the first place.....or we could just transfer it to their wives...... more power to those kind of guys for getting someone to do what they should do themselves for them (And yes, I get the trolling part of this conversation), particularly by the fairer sex, but I'd personally be embarrassed to admit such things..... of course I've been in the garage drinking and working on cars all day like I have a set of testosterone producing extremities, so I might be being a bit abrasive.......

 

okay, okay, I'm enough of a mechanic and engineer to figure out how to start it. Point is, I never have.

 

I actually spent about 6 hours pressure washing the entire outside of the house today (among some other things). The wife was shopping and visiting friends..... F the man card talk, I'd be happy to have her jump in! I got her to mow the back yard once and only once. She loved it.

NOT.

As far as steaks, "hardware store employees ask me for help" or the next step down depending on the quality of steak. And I did use a Ron Swanson line at an auto parts store once. After returning twice due to incorrect parts, I walked in, straight behind the counter and started searching the shelves for the right part. When approached by an employee (the one who gave me said wrong part) he started to tell me I couldn't do that. Cut him off and hit him with the Ron Swanson "Stop, I know more than you". He walked away.

 

Medium rare

 

This musta been the week for pressure washing, I did the same thing, the spray back felt nice in the heat

 

Yeah it did! That was about the only up side. House looks better than it has in a long time now at least.

 

Preach brother. I tell my wife sometimes "man I thought you were Mexican" lol