Vista Cruiser but read this ad !!!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1967...vectorid=229466&forcev4exp=true#ht_500wt_1182

 

Must have stayed at the Bates Motel once to often.

 

Needs brakes....ac blows cold......newer air filter......previous suicide......wipers work great........

 

......murder, suicide....

....Reckon, it was carbon-monoxide suicide? .......

......anyway, Dad had a gold one just like that.... and blue is my favorite color for a car...

 

I don't see that info in the text, maybe the seller changed it ?
This is what it says now:

 

Not a detail I would mention.p

 

So did he kill his mom because she was beyond repair or the car was beyond repair?uzzled:

 

LOL I thought the same thing. Doesn't he know that cars in worse shape than his have been brought back from the dead?

Dunno about Oldsmobiles, but how many Buicks are beyond repair, really?

Okay, maybe this one:

 

Let's see, needs this, this , that, that, the other thing. etc, etc, etc. I can't believe he actually got $6K bid on it.

 

..someone's dying to get into this car :shock:

 

you're just upset I beat you to it :bla:

 

He spelt "dyeing" wrong. Should it have been "I never got around to dieing and installing"??

I would say he shot himself in the car hence the interior replacement.

On a lighter note
Back when I worked at a Ford dealership we also owned a Budget rental car co. Some guy rented a Taurus and was talking to his girlfriend from a pay phone while sitting in the car. Yep, shot himself in the head.
Car came back to our shop for interior replace and clean up. They asked the techs for any volunteers. An old crazy ex army guy jumped at it. He was pulling chunks of scull out all over and trying to show us all. He said the floor was flooded with inches of blood.

 

... and with that thought, I'll now head out for lunch uzzled:

 

it's also got new'ly issued lic plates.....must have been out of comission for awhile, or salvaged

 

Forgotten police evidence in the impound lot ?

 

That car has bad juju.

 

Yea but someone is going to get a "killer" deal....

 

I can see this thread going the way of the "How many puns about the wooden pickup truck can we make" thread.
Just let the thread 'die' already. Oops, my bad.