YOU MIGHT RACE A BUICK IF ... *Race prepping your car means turning off the ac. *You have a "Big is Beautiful" license plate holder. *You have safety harnesses instead of seat belts for five occupants. *You only have to be careful of traffic AHEAD of you when you merge onto the Interstate *Your race car has never been on a trailer. *You think anything less than a 455 is a small block. *You won't race motorcycles beacuse it isn't fair . . . to them! *You've ever had to take a different route because of bridge weight limits. *You plan road trips from gas station to gas station. *Your wife's car runs 12s. *You painted your riding lawnmower black and turbocharged it. *You think 5000 pound cars and stationwagons are great dragstrip material. *The wrecker service calls you when they get their rigs stuck. *You have heard the phrase "That's a Buick!? from more than 5 punk kids in Daddy's 'Vette after you shut them down. *You have sucked so many bumpers off other cars, your car is nicknamed "The Hoover." *18 wheelers yield to you. *You can fit a month of groceries in your trunk and still run 12s. *You've ever been pulled over for failing to stop at a weigh station. *Your car has more towing capacity than a one ton duelie. *You think every race car should have ac and power windows. *You get signed thank you cards from the presidents of Phillips 66 and Texaco at Christmas. *You think every four door should have a cam, headers and slicks and runs 12s. *The phrase "231? Is that all?" and "That ain't no V6!" make the hair on the back of your neck stand up. *You've said "No, it's not an SS" more than 3 times this week. *You've never seen the tail lights of a Mustang GT. *Your friend's 5.0 'Stang runs 13s by being towed behind your car. *The local Mustang guys are claiming they've been abused because your car spanks them so bad. *You've raced your daily driver against a tube frame, blown, nitroused big block powered 'Stang . . . and won. Just thought yall might like that!
You're Welcome! I penned that for our local GS newsletter a few years back... Great to see people still enjoy it. I gues truth never goes out of style! Jason
Haha, I saw that on a Muscle Car Club website. I didnt know where it had come from or what. Good work!!!!
Funny stuff! One day while me and a friend were coming home with the windows open we got a "nice car" from a guy on a motorcycle. And that's for a rusty buick and faded paint, and no, it wasn't a joke!
