No fixing stupid (not a buick story)

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Max Damage, May 2, 2022.

  1. Max Damage

    Max Damage I'm working on it!

  2. Waterboy

    Waterboy Mullet Mafia since 6/20

    That’s definitely stupid!
     
  3. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Apparently he was unfamiliar with steering also
     
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  4. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Did he really say a recent detailing was a contributing factor? The armor all did him in too?
     
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  5. bhambulldog

    bhambulldog 1955 76-RoadmasterRiviera

    un familiar with a stick at 50 years old?
    I thought that was the 20 year old Valet driver's excuse .
     
  6. Luxus

    Luxus Gold Level Contributor

    Yet another person with more money than brains. Seems to be a very common problem nowadays.

    Bh, he's 50 which makes him gen X. Sticks were uncommon in the US for a very long time. Sad, but makes sense.
     
  7. TrunkMonkey

    TrunkMonkey Totally bananas

    Oh, please...

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  8. Michael_G

    Michael_G Living the Dream... Fast with Class...

    A CYA story... 35mph... sure... idiot...
    -MIG
     
  9. Bogus919

    Bogus919 Silver Level contributor

    He said old tires were part of the cause of the accident.... guess they were hard as a rock!
     
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  10. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    Even my 3 year old eagle RSA's on the scat pack are like ice skates with just a little throttle. Very easy to get the challenger out of shape fast
     
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  11. LARRY70GS

    LARRY70GS a.k.a. "THE WIZARD" Staff Member

    No Stability/Traction/Nanny controls?
     
  12. Todd69GS

    Todd69GS Silver Level contributor

    Agreed. My 1LE camaro has Goodyear F1 Supercar tires and if they are not warmed up they are like ice skates as well. May have been a factor here along with this guy being inexperienced.
     
  13. Brian Albrecht

    Brian Albrecht Classic Reflections

    Tire age is the most overlooked safety issue in the circle of cars not often driven.
     
  14. lemmy-67

    lemmy-67 Platinum Level Contributor

    at least it was a Ford...did a THX-1138 hologram start...


    "...it was a life-size hot wheels car for some dumb rich kid..." - Jello Biafra
     
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  15. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

    Maybe somebody who is an insurance expert will hop in here, but if the car was not registered, and was being driven by it's owner on the street, I seriously doubt that his insurance policy will pay off. If they do, we should have another "you can't fix stupid" thread about them.
     
  16. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    There are but putting it in sport mode tuns them all off
     
  17. sean Buick 76

    sean Buick 76 Buick Nut

    1. I call BS about him not having his cell phone on him. Likely he was on the phone when it happened.

    2. He was likely impaired
     
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  18. LSMS

    LSMS Lone Star Motorsports

    This doesn't sound like either a distracted diver or impaired driver event. I would guess this more closely equates to the "Mustang driver at a Cars and Coffee" moment.

    He was excited to take his new prized possession out for for a spin to see what it would do, and unfortunately, he figured out exactly what it would do.
     
  19. LSMS

    LSMS Lone Star Motorsports

    I am not an insurance expert, but I will offer what I have experienced.

    The driver stated that the car was covered by an umbrella policy, which implies that he purchased the car through his company. Companies generally carry umbrella policies that cover any accident damage not covered by the numerous other individual insurance policies the company has purchased.

    Unless there is a specific exclusion in that policy, then, minus the deductible, the umbrella policy might cover the monetary loss. Deductibles on those policies are usually $5K or $10K. From a quick glance at the photos, I would estimate that is about $50K in damage.
     
  20. alain

    alain Well-Known Member

    :) This is the KING OF IDIOTS:mad::mad:
    Enough said
    Alain red W-31:)
     
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