More Minnesota stories.......

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  1. fjr340gts

    fjr340gts Grocery Getter

    One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the
    local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive
    flames.

    The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

    When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical
    company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret
    formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I
    will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But
    the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

    Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
    desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer
    was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's
    secret files.

    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
    sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company
    composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement,
    the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all
    the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant ...and drove straight into
    the middle of the inferno.

    Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off
    and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.
    Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and
    saved the secret formulas.

    The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a
    superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to
    personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norske fire fighters.

    The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film
    asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

    "Vell," said Ole Nystrom, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing vedo
    is fix da brakes on dat truck!!!
    :beer :beer :beer
     
  2. John Eberly

    John Eberly Well-Known Member

    Good

    Very, very good.
     
  3. Dave H

    Dave H Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

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