Me Vs. Rice

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by BigBlock68, May 13, 2006.

  1. BigBlock68

    BigBlock68 Love that old car smell.

    Not really a kill but was still fun.

    So me and my buds were all haning out in a parking lot outside an old supermarket playing frisbee and just having a good time, when the RICERS pull in. It's fine for awhile until they start driving their cars right where we're standing and tossing the frisbee around. So as one kid goes by I say something about his car sounding like a dying moose. He replies with the old and tired 'I oughta kick your @$$ kid.' I laugh and walk away. About half an hour we're standing in a circle when he revs what is supposed to be an engine (I guess) and everyone but me scatters. So I stood there until he hit me with the front bumper, at which point I should have faked an injury.

    The best part was the cops pulled up half an hour after the rice boys all went to 'race' their cars and told me and my friends to leave. Oh yeah and one of the idiots proved that well known fact, you do infact need TORQUE to do proper burnouts.
     
  2. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    to bad you didn't have a chance to go home and get your ride, eh? :Brow:
     
  3. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

    to bad you didn't have a chance to go home and get your ride, eh? :Brow:

    until they start driving their cars right where we're standing and tossing the frisbee around.
    see, if i'da been there, there would have been 'accidental' frisbee to rice contact. repeatedly.
     
  4. cray1801

    cray1801 Too much is just right.

    Wow, older ignorant ricer talks trash to a younger mature enthusiast. :TU:
     
  5. fastest430

    fastest430 Well-Known Member

    Eat Mo Rice

    Nick, thats OK the price of rice is going UP :laugh:
     
  6. BigBlock68

    BigBlock68 Love that old car smell.

    Drove by the same place again last night and they were out there again with all the hoods on their cars popped. That gave me a good laugh.
     
  7. EasyCompany7

    EasyCompany7 Semper Fi

    He showed you what happens to people when they get hit by plastic. Show them what happens when plastic meets steel bumper. The gotten out and told him or his engine aint worth a damn :Dou:

    when ever home 4-banger has his hood popped i like to pull up next to them and pop my trunk and just stand there.
     
  8. fastest430

    fastest430 Well-Known Member

    Uncle Ben's Rice? :bglasses:
     
  9. Junkman

    Junkman Well-Known Member

    :grin: I don't know 'bout you guys,but if some punk bumps me on purpose , with his car,engine revving and all. I would have to seriously jerk him out of his window and start pounding :spank: the piss out of him. That kind of behavior would tick me off :af: so bad ,that , I'm sorry, but I would totally lose it . And wouldn't care how many, how big. That's as bad as someone getting in your face :rant: ,screaming spit all over you and poking their finger in your face and chest. I got to say , you are one heck of a person to walk away from that. :TU:
     
  10. nekkidhillbilly

    nekkidhillbilly jeffreyrigged youtube channel owner

    id killed him no joke shot him .....thats assualt with a deadly weapon imo he wa strying to kill you with his car and thats what i would have said in court..
     
  11. kia

    kia Well-Known Member

    was it steam ricer or fried ricer :laugh: :Brow: you should,ve :blast: emwith your :3gears: vroom vroom and then :beer ,they think 1 cup of rice+dutch oven looking muffler= horse power :Dou: :laugh: :Brow:
     
  12. Junkman

    Junkman Well-Known Member

    Yeah! That's what the cops use around here to justify shooting to kill someone in a "fleeing" vehicle. During a police pullover,if a detained person drives off,all the cop has to do is touch the fleeing vehicle.And from there on, it's open season.Shoot first,ask questions later. If it works for them,it ought to work for everyone else.
     
  13. EasyCompany7

    EasyCompany7 Semper Fi

    your car is considered as a deadly weapon in court, you could get him in a ton of trouble for purposly hitting you with his car.
     
  14. BigBlock68

    BigBlock68 Love that old car smell.

    Yeah, I was thinking it'd be fun to sue him, take away his car, then smash it in front of him. But I'm a nice guy. Besides if he had gotten out of the car I had a marine style knife my aunt's boyfriend got me.

    Edit: I don't carry a knife for protection or to start trouble, I have it just incase somebody needs something sharpened or cut.
     
    Last edited: May 17, 2006
  15. Waterboxguy03

    Waterboxguy03 Well-Known Member

    stuff

    I carry my bayonette for my m4 that Im not technically supose to have but have anyways....not that im gonna use it unless I want to go spear fishing.
     
  16. jamyers

    jamyers 2 gallons of fun

    When he pulls up and bumps you - that's when you put your foot on his hood to re-tie your shoe.
     
  17. 69GS400s

    69GS400s ...my own amusement ride!

    I work in Manhatten and have to walk several blocks from the train station everyday. Crossing the streets during rush hour is an adventure with all the cars rushing to get to work too.

    A few years ago Im crossing at the green and some A$$hole in his Mercedes is trying to make the turn - there's no where for him to go either as the street he's turning onto is backed up into the crosswalk but he's still inching along trying to cut through about 300 people crossing as they should.....

    .....He just barely bumps me in the leg so I fall FULL FORCE on his hood with my Elbow landing a death-blow dead center in the hood and putting a HUGE dent in it.

    He gets out and starts screaming about his car .... I start screaming "HE Hit ME !!! Call 911 !! " and the crowd of people enveloped him like a pack of rabid wolves :Brow: :Brow: While he was distracted I walked away unhurt and smiling the rest of the day.
     
  18. Truzi

    Truzi Perpetual Student

    LOL. That's a good one.
     
  19. 69cloner

    69cloner MoparKilluh

    You stick a golfball inside of your 3 inch exhaust and rev the engine to 5000 rpms [after you aimed it at his hood]
    then peel away in lotsa gravel !!!
    backup and do it again..
     
  20. 69cloner

    69cloner MoparKilluh

    hey that was me punk!!
    LOL
     

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