If you were in a bar fight............

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Keith Conkle, Oct 16, 2002.

  1. Keith Conkle

    Keith Conkle Once you go Black........

    If you were in a bar fight and could pick 3 NASCAR drivers to back you up, who would you pick?........:laugh: :laugh:

    I'd have to take Stewart, Skinner, and Jimmy Spencer..............:spank: :spank:
     
  2. GRNDNL

    GRNDNL Wannabe

    I'd rather have there wifes back me up, I think they're a lot meaner.....:grin:
     
  3. Mike Atwood

    Mike Atwood The Green Machine

    I would want Jeff Gordon....... NOT!!!.[​IMG]


    LOL.... maybe his wife though :laugh:
     
  4. Captain Mark

    Captain Mark Well-Known Member

    Just the picture of Jeff Gordon is intimidating!
     
  5. MGSCP

    MGSCP Guest

    :puzzled: Mr.Colt and Mr.Smith & Mr.Wesson :puzzled:

    :bglasses: :bglasses: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  6. Dale

    Dale Sweepspear

    Tony Stewart would be to busy crying because he didn't get the first punch in. :ball:
    :laugh:


    I don't know... NASCAR racing just hasn't been the same without ol' Dale. :sleep:

    They all seem kind of soft to me.
     
  7. Yardley

    Yardley Club Jackass

    ey! Let's not forget about ol' Kenny Schrader! He's one of the last old schoolers. If I was in a barroom fight, Kenny would be too busy drinking and jivin' to offer any help! That guy is a party animal. Good ol' Kenny. At Talladega the announcer was talking about Kenny and how he will race anybody, anywhere, on any surface, in any kind of car. Kenny just loves to race! Of course, then he'd have to buy everybody a round afterwards!:beer :TU:
     
  8. Chris Lott

    Chris Lott 4 speed finally

    I agree, NASCAR just hasn't been the same since Mr. Earnhardt left us. I can't watch a race without looking for the black #3. It just isn't the same.
     
  9. TXGS

    TXGS Paint by numbers 70 GS 455 4spd

    here you go, Kurt Busch kinda skinny though.
     

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  10. buickdav

    buickdav Kris' other half.


    I WOULD MOST DEFINATELY WANT Jeffie there........my thinking being that when the fight broke out, and if i were playin' the odds, when Jeffie Pooo stood up, they would want to hit HIM instead of me. maybe toss Stewart in too. what do you suppose the chances would be that they get into it, thus eliminating"me" from the fighting equation?:rolleyes:


    later......................
     
  11. KEN COTRONA

    KEN COTRONA Well-Known Member

    my three would be:
    Vanderlei Silva
    Rickson Gracie
    Kazushi Sakuraba

    they don't drive nascar, but what the hell, check out the clips
    they are from sherdog a mixed martial arts sight.
    click the name or picture, it then sends you to a download page,
    scroll down, usually its pretty quick.
    Silva "the axe murderer" is just plain scary
    Rickson is a bjj god
    Sakuraba is just fun to watch

    http://www.sherdog.com/videos/highlights.htm

    or just one..... Alexander Karelin
     
  12. FlaBoy

    FlaBoy Well-Known Member

    do they have to be CURRENT drivers? If i had my pick from all of history, It'd have to be ole Fireball Roberts (he was a TAAAALLLLL mofo), Dee Dubyuh (darell waltripp that is) and the late great Intimidator, God rest his soul. Thos 3 guys could settle any crowd i bet.
     
  13. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    I would only need one!

    I would have to take Dick Trickle. With a name like that, you know he can fight better than any of the rest. Probably even beat a boy named Sue.:laugh:
     
  14. Eric Schmelzer

    Eric Schmelzer Well-Known Member

    Your reachin for that one Greg
     
  15. bhambulldog

    bhambulldog 1955 76-RoadmasterRiviera

  16. John Codman

    John Codman Platinum Level Contributor

  17. Topless64-455

    Topless64-455 Well-Known Member

    Current drivers???

    Carl Edwards
    Tony Stewart
    Robby Gordon
     
  18. bhambulldog

    bhambulldog 1955 76-RoadmasterRiviera

  19. 1970 GS 4spd

    1970 GS 4spd Well-Known Member

    I would have Danica Patrick walk by in a bikini as a distraction. While Tony Stewart, Robby Gordon started with a sucker punch.
     
  20. pooods

    pooods Well-Known Member

    Not current but a young Junior Johnson would be there and you probably wouldn't need any other help. LOL
     

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