Well, I'm feeling low, I got schooled last night by a 2000-ish Maxima.We were neck and neck by the other side of the intersection, but then he just walked away from me... I'm heart broken... ruined my whole night.
Looks like you forgot what Buick stands for: B ig U nstoppable I tty-bitty C ar K iller Next time, just turn your front wheels his direction while the light's red, and flatten him once it goes to green! Works every time for me, they never can get out of the way fast enough. Only downside is that you have to go wash off the underside after 3 or 4...:Brow:
Trevor, I have had one of those Maxiuns for a company car and they haul. I perfer them over a Toyota or Honda. Watch out for the Altima it has the same engine but lighter!!!
Notice I haven't had a kill on here forever? I quit racing ever since gas went up! Gotta be conservative even with a 231 V6!:af: Seems unbelievable, but it's true. You can see the needle on the gas gauge move a little if you get on the accellerator a little bit. But I guess you can't win 'em all. I need one of those new 500+ HP 350 buick engines to swap, after all, a ricer wouldn't expect a sleeper would they?o No: Maxima's are way lighter than most buicks anyway and most ricers use NOS to make there cars about 90 % faster. -Cody
Well, in my defense: My clutch/trans is slipping. My computer is messed up. I don't have my good tires. I have stock axles and don't want to twist them. The carpet got under the gas pedal. My floor mats are too thick. My brakes are too tight. I need an alignment. I need traction bars. I need to check my timing. I need bigger exhaust. It short shifted. I missed a gear. There was a bee in my helmet. I have a tummy ache. My girlfriend was screaming! My brother HAD a car that would stomp you. I'm running a 500-horse small block but it needs a tune-up. My plugs are fouling. My carb is too lean. My carb needs a rebuild. The sun was in my eyes. Somebody put a potato in my exhaust. A elk ran out in front of me. My plugs weren't indexed. I accidentally put in 87 octane. I'm running my "winter tune" still I put in new carpet and my gas pedal won't allow me to go WOT. An empty can rolled from under my seat and stuck behind the gas pedal. I blinked. I was running too much air in the rear tires. My trunk is full I forgot to turn the radio off, and the alternator's additional draw used a lot of power. I normally only go from a roll. I left it in drive. I missed a gear. I'm trying a new torque convertor
LOL!!! :laugh: :grin: But I think you left out: "I didn't forward the last chain email about the little boy in Rwanda who has cancer and wants to collect emails from each city in the world and also wants you to win a free trip to disneyland and $10,000 cash from Bill Gates personally but in order to get the secret Nieman Marcus cookie recipe which nobody really knows because Satan himself wrote the encryption code which means all those other recipes are wrong but anyway I don't want you to end up like the travelling salesman who bought a good-looking girl a drink and invited her back to his hotel room only to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with tubes coming out of his lower back and a note to call 911 because they had stolen his kidney to sell to the doctors overseas who do cancer research for little boys in Rwanda so you need to forward this email to 5000 of your closest friends within the next ten seconds or else your dog will die and your garden won't grow and your car will become mysteriously slow in the presence of any Nissan Maxima." :beer
And I was Driving with my windows down, which creates some air vortex thingy that cut my available power ... about half!
Show him But did you blow by him at 90 MPH after he'd begun to slow down? That always shows them. :spank:
Well crazy I had a day of that too, last year before storing the 67, I was on my way to a friends house, and some kids pulled up along in a late 80's camaro, with real wide tires, and NO sound, it did not rumble, or even sound good.. We left the first light, he toyed with me, then we left the second light, and I tried, but with regular steel belted tires-225/75/15s- the old girl just kept sliding the rear end out, and getting no traction. So I took the efeat knowing he had TOO MUCH traction and I had none. I later saw him at a local cruise in and boy was he BRAGGING about whoopin my car. The funny part is he left out the facts..lmao So I smiled and asked when he would be at the track, and we could run them there, he could not answer,lol..
