My son is Austin Healey:TU: neat cars, just run like crap..:gt: I still remember her asking me for a suggestion, and without hesitation I said Austin. She loved it, then I had to tell the rest. I did NOT want to hear about it for the rest of my life.ou: I had to get a mag, just to show her a picture of one.:grin: My sister in law is an ER doctor in S. Carolina. She asked the father for the 1st name of his new little girl. He pronounced it "Shi thea", and the "d" at the end of the name is silent! She refused to put it on the birth cert, but the a$$ did.ou: ou:
The following is no joke. A customer where I work has the name "Richard Head Jr." The name is bad enough.......BUT JUNIOR!!!!:jd: Guess his dad took enough ribbing and figured his son needed some too. uzzled: Parents can be SO cruel. Mark
Poor girl.. I went to high school with a girl named Sharon Cox. She took a lot of crap about it, but then went and got married. You would think it ended here, but she married Jimmy Dix!!ou: o No: On a similar note, my grandpa's best friend was Ed Rector, so the joke with them was that Ed Rector (wrecked her) and Howard Schmelzer (smells her).
names We have a heating contractor here... his name is Dick Wood & his son goes by Richard Wood:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Randy
did theater tech and met a girl named Melinda Moister. Yep parents smoking dope or watching too much porn yet again. I even asked her how to pronounce it (to see if it had some accent to it or something but nope.) thats it. nate
Around here, Head is a common last name. In the phone book, there are several listings for Richard Head.
My wife is an ER nurse. One night another of the nurses was ready to take the next patients back to the exam room. She did a double take when she saw the names listed on the paper, but she went ahead and called out the names for twin boys who were sick. She called out for "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello". A women stood up and angrily said their names are pronounced "Leh-mahn-gelo" and "O-ron-gelo".
Oh man.....you gotta be kidding!!:laugh: That's pretty funny. I have a fireman buddy who's last name is Black. He named his two sons Jett and Cole.
I work in public health, so I see A LOT of names like Orangejello. My recent favorite was "Aquanetta." Think maybe her mom used a lot of hairspray?
all time worse Well my Mom and Dads neighbors are the Dicks. Harry is the sons name and Rusty is the fathers name. After years of being teased in high school, the son legally changed his name after graduation. He is now Harold Dickson. :jd: My youngest daughters last name is Bates. Yep, they used to call her father "Master"........ It took me a long time to name my girls as I didn't want to name them anything that they would get teased for. :grin: It's funny what kids can come up with. :eek2:
LOL! I also remember I was watching a game show YEARS ago called Gambit, with Wink Martindale as the host. (I'm showing my age I guess). They had a contestant on named Dick Cox. Till this day that sticks in my mind! (No pun intended) ou:
