Here's a little joke, i hope i dont insult anybody :grin: ENJOY! An elderly couple made appointments with their doctor on the same day, so they could make just one trip. The husband went first, and while examining him, the doctor asked if he had any complaints. The husband replied that for some reason, after making love to his wife the first time, he feels all hot and sweaty. But after doing it the second time, he feels all cold and shivery. This confounded the doctor, who said he would do further research to see if he could determine the cause. Then, while examining the wife, the doctor mentioned the husband's concern. The wife just smiled and said, "That silly old codger doesn't realize that the first time is in July and the second time is in December."
