Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... Start By Calling them... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Her sewing machine's out of thread. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. No grain in the silo. Receiver is off the hook. Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little. Slinky's kinked. Too much yardage between the goal posts. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off his cracker. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn't pour pee out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. The lights are on, but nobody's home. 24 cents short of a quarter. A few bricks shy of a full load.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, About as sharp as a marble, Not the brightest color in the Crayola box, Not the sharpest pencil in the Box, Please, plant a tree for the good oxygen your taking from the rest of us! Bruce
More construction references My personal favorite: Dumb as a bag of hammers:grin: How about: Not enough brain power to heat his hair oil. As I always tell people when I am working: I may not be real smart, but I am slow. Jim
one from down south ever heard "dumber than a six-pack of dirt clods"? or on the complimentary side, "stronger than Tide"? (and Tide is stronger than dirt, just read the box)
Re: More construction references LOL! :laugh: :laugh: Don't forget "Dumber than a wagon load of a**holes" :gt:
My favorites I see the screw up fairy has visited again! Some village is missing their idiot! Put his brains in a shoe box and shake it, it sounds like a BB in a box car.
Re: More construction references You ever notice good bodymen/painters are slow? My Dad's take "I may not be good--but I'm slow":grin:
Re: Re: More construction references you soak up a load of mekp and acitone, breath in a lung full of paint fumes, and stare at the side of a car for hours at a time and tell me you dont get a little slow. :laugh: so, jake. do you think the griz and cats are gong to meet again?
Hey didn't mean to sound as if I was getting on you guys more like the better ones take a little more time. As for Cat/Griz we'll see--we'll seeo No:
" Your so dumb if you fell out of a boat you wouldn't hit water." OR " Dumber than a monkey f'ing a football." How 'bout "Dumber'n a turd in a punchbowl".
