Im 18 my name is Lardo, and im from Minneapolis. Lately i have found that racing rice racers isnt any fun...its more of a waste of time and gas. Ive raced many ricers and havnt lost or even really found competition. Yesterday which was the last day my car will see till summer, some Honda civic thingy pulled up next to me and gave me a couple throws. He asked me to race and i told him it would be a waste of time. He then called me a pussy, so i thought i would show him what a real car can do. I beat him off the line and continued to pull away, and then finally slowed down about 80. All i could see was his headlights, and i only have a 2 speed transmission.... Lardo "the pig" Lewis 68 Buick GS-California-350 PS: Does anyone else think rice racers sound like out of control weedwacker....oh wait my weedwacker sounds tougher that that.
Yep, you roast 1 ricer you may as well roast 1,000. I lost interest a long time ago. Chevy's make for better competition. That is at least the beginning of a true grudge match. Right now I'm not roasting anything. Sold off my Skylark, so I could get some cash to regroup and get a T-Type or GS. I figure by spring I'll have the $$$ to pick something up, just in time for racing season. Plus I can spend the winter building a kick butt 455, that I may drop into a small block car. Oh how I love to think of the possibilities!!:Brow: New car means there will be plenty of unsuspecting rats to roast.
Racing a ricer is like arm wrestling a 5 year old, it's okay to laugh and play with'em cause you know your gonna win anyway. The reason it's so easy to beat ricers is..........well..............umm, i'm not quite sure how to put.........let's see, THEY SUCK!!
First of all after hearing that I would have told the little girl if he beat you you wouldn't kill him, if you won you could spray paint his car with yellow krylon and write "I'm just another cookie cutter rice-mobile lover wishing I had a car fit for a real man to drive". Times are very sad indeed. Who'd have thought that the day would come where a kid would actually see a Honda Accord as one of their crowning adolescent achievements? When I was growing up, this is what we ALL thought of rice. :boring: :boring: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :moonu: :moonu: :boring: :boring: :error: Most from my generation still feel the same way about it. Granted, rice has come a long way since the seventies and eithies, but, no matter how you slice rice, it still come up.........rice. Still boring, still generic, still cookie cutter and still "wanting" to fit in. Who knows, maybe "we" are out of touch. Somehow, I don't care though. There is NO individuality in a Honduh. It's just a matter of what color Japanese decals you use. Wow!
I would not own a rice burner if you gave me one; it would be traded for 14' rally rims or something. I have to say though, that here in the deep south, I have noticed that the ricers have backed down as far as trying to intimidate the old school goes. Maybe they learned their lesson or have just realized that there's no replacement for displacement. But... On a positive note, I have to say that I beleive it is a very positive trend that the youth are taking an interest in their vehicles, here at least anyway. I have seen some pretty interesting concepts that have made me think "Now THAT aint so bad... in fact it looks kinda cool. Just don't think you can take me....I proove you wrong. Just a though!
I dont race ricers anymore, period. (even though i dont own a fast car anymore, but regardless). I stopped because they're easy to beat flat out, they're all talk and attitude. They think because they can beat a soccer mom in a mini van, then that makes them fast. Now...the problem with ricers...is once you beat them, they always try to get you back. More often then naught, you'll burn them and see nothing but headlights. Then after a minute or two, guess who comes flying by you doing 120? The fact of the matter is, ricers cant usually win because they have superior cars, they can only win because they do flat out crazy s$#t to prove their manhood. I've had two ricers wipe out, because they tried to pull some crazy stuff on me after they beat me, so i lost my taste for it.
damn ricers and their horsepower per liter the most anoying thing i hear ricers say or try to brag about is their so called horsepower per liter oh **** also how reliable their weed whackers are, they are like a big *** plauge on our streets hell when they build their cars to where they can even keep up with us their gas mileage becomes **** anyway i just dont understand how you can be proud of a car that sounds like a dying lawnmower? they go around saying our cars are obsolete one question is if our cars are so obsolete then why the hell at the places it counts such as stoplights they always end up getting their *** blown clear off the road when they pull up to one of our cars? then to get the illusion that they won they pass you up after you have already slowed down going about 120 or so hitting their hazards hmmmm somethings are just too lame to really come near understand there not the fast and the furious there the slow and delirious.:moonu: :moonu: :moonu:
its funny when i first got my car it was all rusty and paint was faded lots of primer all over it and i had some steel rims on it.. didnt look to pretty. but anyways i pulled up to a eclipse with a huge wing on it and they laughed at me so i reved my engine and the light turned green and ill i heard was his car going NEEEE NEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEEEE behind me, that felt good at next light i got to laugh at him and condering i only spent 900$ on my 66 skylark at that point, and his parents probably spent 11,000 on his car... thats gotta be disapointing lol. "just because it has a wing doesnt mean it can fly!"
