Being faster might HELP!!!!

Hmmmmm.......so here's my story. I was driving home tonight after going to Hy-vee(grocery store), and im minding my own buisness, when all of the sudden, this girl pulls up beside me in here stupid "cute" little pontiac, and I look over at her and she is mysteriously looking at me and I know what shes thinking:"hows about a little race on a saturday night." So I look straight on-to the wide-spread 2 way street and when the streets clear, I pull the accellerator and so does she, and when I looked over at her, she pushes the gas really hard and pulls in front of me. Finally, we get to another stop-sign and she waits for me and when I get up to her, I suppose she stomps the gas, beings that her tires left about a millimeter black mark on the pavement, I take after her and then we pull up to a stop light, and I motion her to roll down her window, and she does, and so do I, then I say"that was a pretty weak race you threw up against me", and she said"So? I wasnt even touching the gas", then I rolled my eyes, then said"what kind of motor does that got in it", and she said"a 4 cylinder", then I said "no wonder that peice of junk only left a millimeter black mark when you slammed the accellerator", and before she could say anything else, I said"you dont know who or what you are messing with, and I will be glad to race you in my tricked out GS 350 when I get, and I know you wont even try when I leave you in the frikin dust", and she asked"what is a GS 350", and finally, before the light turned red, I said" Wait and see if your still in town when I get it, and you will find out, oh, and by the way, if you dont know what a GS is, you dont know much, pontiac girl!!!!!!!!!". Then when the light turned green, I gunned it to about 3/4 down and she tried to catch up, but I stayed ahead untill she turned off, and then I looked over to my grandpa and said" wont the stupid idiotic people that drive them pontiac peice of junk ever learn not to mess with a buick", and he said"doubt it, because they think they have an invincable car", and I said"pontiacs suck!!!!!", and take no affense to the people in here that drive pontiacs, its just the nuts around town that think their pontiac is invincable. When will they ever learn what the potential is of a buick??????o No:

 

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damn four bangers they think those stupid little 4's are so damn powerful its funny to me i swear they are anemic as hell come on most have only about 130 or 140 horses and they think thats tough hell its not even at the wheels either. oh well. keep killin the rice itll maybe one day put sense into them well then again its better they mess their jap crap up then our good ol american iron from the big three and the sub divisions:moonu:

 

Yes indeed most of these ricers are a big joke. The only ricer i saw that KEPT UP with a muscle car was a honda with turbo and juice. Keep in mind this guy still lost. Maybe someday they will learn but then again who knows. Todays generation is not the smartest i have to say...it sux that im in the generation being 18 years old. My only advice is to stop racing them its a waste of time and gas.

68 buick GS-350-California 2 speed
65 skylark 455
84 bonneville-for winter and tanking garbage cans