> A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: > "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller > machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their > vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the > below > outlined procedures when accessing their accounts. > > > > > > MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of > careful > > > research. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender. > > > > > > > > > >> MALE PROCEDURE > > >> > > >> 1. Drive up to the cash machine. > > >> 2. Put down your car window. > > >> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. > > >> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. > > >> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. > > >> 6. Put window up. > > >> 7. Drive off. > > >> > > >> > > > FEMALE PROCEDURE > > > > > > 1. Drive up to cash machine. > > > 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window > with the > > > machine. > > > 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. > > > 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to > locate > card. > > > 5. Turn the radio down > > > 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. > > > 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its > excessive > > > distance from the car. > > > 8. Insert card. > > > 9. Re-insert card the right way up. > > > 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the > inside back page. > > > 11. Enter PIN. > > > 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. > > > 13. Enter amount of cash required. > > > 14. Check make up in rear view mirror. > > > 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. > > > 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. > > > 17. Place receipt in back of checkbook. > > > 18. Re-check make-up again. > > > 19. Drive forward 2 feet. > > > 20. Reverse back to cash machine. > > > 21. Retrieve card. > > > 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the > > slot > > > provided. > > > 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver > > waiting behind. > > > 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. > > > 25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. > > > 26. Release Parking Brake Blondes > forget it!!!!!> > > ou: :laugh:
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:laugh: I always shake my head in dismay at the people that don't pull up close enough to reach from the window. You will also encounter this phenomenon at the drive up window at a fast food place, and drive up mail boxes.
thats too funny! i can manage to pull up to any drive though window or teller, and park just about anywhere in my "boat" as my girl calls it, and when shes in her geo metro its always the same thing... pulling to far away from the window, stalling the car, not enough room to parallel park. one day we she was driving me around and she started drifting off the highway and i was like "jenny be carefull" and she was like "what... the road did something funny!" and she complains about my driving!!! :3gears: pete
As long as there's a half inch between the mirror and the concrete post, I'm fine! I think I can maneuver my Centuriyacht better than most people can drive a Saturn......judging by the broken plastic pieces I see on them all the time:laugh:
I know what you mean!!:laugh: It's amazing how many 'racing stripes' are on those poles!!!ou: :Brow: :laugh:
