Machete: “Text?” “Machete don’t text”. Blues Brothers: “We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline”!
‘Any man don’t want to get killed, better clear on out the back’. ‘Leave the gun, take the canoli’. ‘We can fix it! My dad’s a TV repairman, he’s got an awesome set of tools.’ ‘What ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak english in What?!’ Patrick
‘If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!’ ‘Why don’t you boys go dig a hole, and I’ll get another beer.’ Patrick
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Rooshin phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
