Your High School Girlfriend's Name

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by 68 LeSabre 4dr, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. NickDFX

    NickDFX Well-Known Member

    Cheri......manic depression
    Michelle....Cleptomania
    Andrea.....Flawless.....boy I screwed that one up
    Helen....Phsycopath
    Danielle...posessed by the devil
    Mary.....breath of a math teacher
    Nili.....English with a big pair
    Teresa.....mother chased me out and down the block every Sat morning.
    Wendy.....drank more than me
    Christina.....pep squad-dance club-gymnastic....way too peppy
    Heather....rich parents and boy everyone knew it...all the time
    Sheryl.....deep complicated art student poet lesbian in training

    ahhhhh....that was one hell of a summer

    being in a band has it's perks :Brow:
     
  2. SmittyDawg

    SmittyDawg Need another garage....

    Kim.....pretend holy roller

    Jody....way into hickies

    Linda....first real kiss, kind homely...what was I thinking! (built):Brow:

    another Jody...two-timing little bi***

    Delta....sure enjoyed that class field trip to Winnepeg!

    Ginny.....OH MY GAWD! Head cheerleader, blond, beautiful, horny.....still looks great, saw her at my 25yr class reunion. She entered the ministry!

    Sue.....met her in Senior year, REAL holy roller, got married, she turned psycho....said everyone in my family was "demon possessed", so she didn't want me to see any of them. Four year nightmare, finally said "take it all......I'm out of here".

    Nick is right....being in a band has it's perks
    (plus the '65 GS and the '70 Cuda convertible didn't hurt!)
     
  3. hemikillerstg1

    hemikillerstg1 Living the dream ✨️

    hhhmmm

    Stephanie - Firery Redhead who's dad made homemade wine and Bongs. Followed the dead with her for two years. Last I heard she was a school teacher in New Mexico. Tall, thin and Stacked :Brow:

    And yes Playing Guitar in a band and Driving a 71 Mach 1 and a 72 GS has it's advantages:beer :beer :bglasses:
     
  4. tlivingd

    tlivingd BIG BLOCK, THE ANTI PRIUS

    hmm....

    another funnie one.


    "MIKE: How are you ladies doing this evening?

    BLONDE: What do you drive?

    MIKE: I'm sorry?

    BLONDE: What kind of car do you drive?

    MIKE: Oh... a Cavalier.

    few moments later.

    MIKE: ... It's red?"

    I gotta get out more............

    Nate
     
  5. GSMAG

    GSMAG Well-Known Member

    Stephanie - I was a sophomore and she was a freshman (two months)
    Debbie - I was a senior (8 months)

    Stephanie (same girl) - she was a senior and I was in college. She had so much passion she could turn on a light bulb by looking at it!:stmad:

    I lost touch with them both after I moved away from the Omaha area.
     
  6. BillMah52

    BillMah52 Well-Known Member

    I was in high school from 1966 to 1970.
    I call these "The Forgotten Years".
    But I can remember the cars I had!
    :Dou:
     
  7. Brian Albrecht

    Brian Albrecht Classic Reflections

    Puppy Love

    Carrie-the first kiss. thought a relationship should be like a soap opera and so did here mother. later found out she had the title of "virgin whore" in her neighborhood. she sure looked good against a pearl white GS interior.

    Lori-supposed to be easy and very pretty. did you ever notice reputations were seldom correct in high school?

    Anita-tricked me into dumping Lori. I found out later they were long time enemies. is anyone sincere?

    Robin-the peak of my high school dating. when I look back in my year book, she's is on every other page. stuck up National Honor Society type. lost it for her when she "ratted" on another girl for having alcohol and a boy in her room on a field trip to DC. dated for a while after high school too. honestly liked her parents better and miss them-her dad was the smartest guy I ever met but really knew how to have fun.

    Yep, high school was the best seven years of my life.:confused: :confused: :beer :Do No: :confused: :gt:
     
  8. TROSE11SECGN

    TROSE11SECGN Boost is my drug

    Natalie, very nice, beautiful, moved to Orlando
    Emily, beautiful, went to catholic grade school with here, than went through born again bs with sister, still talk to her though, she has changed
    Angela, still see, but to my information has turned into a town bicycle:confused: dont know why either, but i guess that happens
    Sonya shes the latest and a great girl, we will see what happens:beer
     
  9. mygrain

    mygrain quivering member

    Jess; not very intelligent, but tricked into thinking she was prego and I believed it for 3 months.:Dou:
    Kim; moved away.
    Alison; became a coke head like her 3 sisters.
    Then I got expelled, got my GED and started working for my dad.
    I dont date high school girls anymore.
    Going to community college in the fall. If I were still in school I'd be a senior this year. Oh well, Im making more money right now than the assistant principal who had me expelled.:moonu: :moonu: :moonu:
    ________
    CharmingBrook live
     
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2011
  10. NickDFX

    NickDFX Well-Known Member

    BTW, just wanted to add that I was a Mopar man in high school and a good thing too after what I put that 70 Duster thru, I'm glad it wasn't a Buick. Where I lived the only safe place to go drink was off road. Man, we drove that car 4x4 style. At the time, the boneyards were full of Mopar A bodies. I'd snap an A arm and be back on the road the next day. The well for the spare made an excelent cooler. I had a couple of box speakers in the trunk that I'd put on the roof when we got all the way up the canyon. Funny thing is, it didn't die until I started working. My Dad's cars were always cool. I don't know exactly why (some Italian thing) he always had a different car in the driveway. There was a variety of newer Caddy's and Mercedez but also the sweet classics:
    1950 Ford-3/tree
    70 Fury (perfect)-light blue/black 440-six pack (fast as hell)
    61 Caddy convertable- Restored- white/white- that car was possesed dy the devil...I swear
    and then the car he still gives me sh#t about:

    68 Lincoln continental-suicide doors 462 Dark green Perfect condition. Only had 100k or so on it. The suspension was re-done and man that car, for how big it was, it handled like a Porsche in the canyon. I could fit the entire bands gear in that trunk...P.A. and all. Going 100 on route to San Fran, threw a rod in the middle of no where. No, I wasn't driving, I was sleeping, my stupid friend didn't realize how fast he was going, so he says. Had planned to go back for it but, I was 17 and you know how that goes....
    I see why my Dad is still mad about that one....
     
  11. Shortymac83

    Shortymac83 Not Your Father's Olds!

    Karen - HOrny and bisexual - what more could you ask for? Well, she was a psycho. So I dumped her and went for

    Katie, Karen's roommate. hee hee. Cute, though not as much so as Karen, nicer, but she kinda whines. Oh well.
     
  12. LordFlorian

    LordFlorian New Member

    Ariane - two timing b****

    Kylie - Popular chick who just didnt turn out the way I though she was , another b****

    Teresa - rough for a while but things got better, good freinds now

    Kimberlee - Been with for 3 yrs now... and is great in every aspect:Brow:

    being in a band definately has its perks... cant argue with that
    and what Nate said about H.S. chicks is true also!
    :TU: :laugh:
     

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