It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times per week that you would like to Drag Race. The number must be More than ONCE and LESS than 10. 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................ 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 .... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e.,how many times you wish you could Drag Race each week). The next two numbers are ........ YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
6 times a week 6X2=12 12+5=17 17x50=850 Born in August, so 850+1754=2604 2604-1971=633 If you did this 500 years ago, they'd burn you as a witch. Not for the math trick, for having a car
My girlfriend sent me an email except it was "how many times a week you want to eat chocolate"... same thing, but I like this one better (applies to me much more)
"The metal Demon hast swallowed six men good and true, and growled, spewing forth a great odorous steam from it's hind quarters while it's four luminous eyes doth burn with the fury of two pairs of stars which the noontime sun cannot quench. The beast's scream echoed throughout the land and the ground did shake. After it had drunk deeply of the fire liquid, it catapulted itself away at a frightening rate!" They'd burn you after slaying the demon
